TL;DR I had a shitty week in my chronically understaffed job and it gave me the motivation to add 2600 words of Argost being terrible and manipulative to the 400 word long WIP that's been sitting for months, enjoy as always.
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Genuinely, this was such a blast to work on and brainstorm the best ways to mentally torture this butch lesbian of a man, especially with two incredibly talented artists!! The nonbinary team carries every day
Buckle up bitches I’ve got a new hyperfixation AU and it’s very self-indulgent, please send me asks
Cryptid Saturdays AU - all four human family members are cryptids themselves and their passion for cryptozoology is rooted in their own struggles
Doc is a Letiche, a native cryptid to Louisiana. He transforms progressively throughout his childhood until he looks goes from a normal baby to looking more gator than man. His heavily religious mother sheltered him from the outside world and eventually shipped him off to the bayou to stay with Lancaster when the rumours got too bad (Letiches are rumoured to be human children that got raised by alligators or infants cursed by being illegitimate and unbaptised).
Lancaster has a soft spot for him and essentially starts tutoring him, finding out that Doc has a secret love for maths and the sciences. He’s a bright and intelligent boy who wants to see the world. Lancaster still has his cryptid soldiers project ongoing and as Doc's condition progressively continues to disable him physically, he starts engineering his research to support Doc, with various experiments and gene therapy attempts.
When Doc is a teenager, he becomes aware of the cryptid super soldier research and though he knows that it's unethical, he and Lancaster start seeing it as a potential way to make Doc human again, especially as he continues to worsen. When a colleague threatens to leak their work, there is a split decision made to stop them that involves said colleague being put into the machine with Doc to reconstruct him a human body. No matter how guilty Doc feels about having a body that's not quite his own, he now has a human body again. He can go out into society, go to school, gets a place at a university upon lancaster's recommendation. he's greedy for experiencing life to the fullest and wants to distance himself from his past by making a name for himself in the scientific community so nobody suspects he's ever been anything else besides but a smart, successful man.
Doc's aspirations are flipped on their head when he meets Drew one night when he's out collecting samples in the forest not far from campus for his degree. In her werewolf form, caught in a bear trap.
Drew is a Faoladh, a legendary Irish type of werewolf/wolf creature. She is the last of a dying breed that was pretty much hunted to extinction when Ireland was colonised by the British and eradicated their cultural way of life out of fear of the supernatural. Her parents travelled the world to avoid staying in once place too long to keep their secret safe. She was still raised by the monks, who helped keep her secret safe. Unlike Doc, she loves her heritage and is keen to explore her cultural roots. She wants try and find her long lost brother and see if there are more of their kind out there (because having a Faoladh form is hereditary and she longs to have a new ‘pack’ now that she’s living in America far from the monks). She goes to the same university as Doc and was out on a nighttime prowl when she got caught in said trap. Doc doesn't realise she's a human at first but he's got a kind heart and he frees her. That only raises more questions when he notices that there's a girl in one of his classes that keeps looking at him funny and is nursing an injury on the same leg as that huge wolf creature had.
Doc, sympathetic to someone else who might be plagued by a monster form, confronts her about it. She's wary of him based on how people generally react to her beast form, but his reaction suggests that he's familiar with the supernatural. She invites him to her dorm and explains her heritage to him under the promise not to tell. He swears not to and she finds it very endearing although she gets very offended when he offers to help cure her. He's fascinated by the fact that she takes pride in being what he and regular people see as a 'monster' and she changes his perspective on things. He starts leaning more into her interests of zoology and archeology and they fall in love like the sappy couple they are in canon. However, he hides his own history from her, not because he thinks she would leave him for it, but because he thinks she'd hate him on account of what he did to get his humanity back.
Everything else for a bit happens canonically, they uncover the kur stone, help found the Secret Scientists, raid Weird World etc. When they find out that Drew is pregnant, Doc is both overjoyed and terrified thinking that their child might end up with the same problems he was plagued with as a child. Zak Saturday is born premature but mind-blowingly normal. Drew is very surprised that Zak isn't a Faoladh (because again, hereditary) but she doesn't love him any less. Doc still hasn't told her about being a Letiche.
Drew ends up finding out when the incident happens with Tsul Kalu. Rather than going blind when the lightning strikes him, the surge of energy partially reverses what Lancaster's machine did. One half of his upper body and the left side of his face take on a crocodilian appearance. Doc finally has to come clean about his past and practically begs for her forgiveness after admitting to everything. She's mad at him for a short while but she understands what he did, knowing that she was privileged enough to be able to shift out of her cryptid form as she pleased so that it didn't affect her being able to function in society.
Doc learns to be more accepting of himself with his wife and sons support, but he keeps parts of his body hidden from view around all but a few select people.
This post is already super super long so I’ll probably make a separate post about Faoladh Doyle. He had a rough upbringing in orphanages, being treated like an animal until he ran away and essentially lived wild until captured by poachers. He was bought by Van Rook on the black market (who’s still a mercenary but has no history with Drew). Because I want an anti hero Van Rook storyline, he find out Doyle is a teenager, bonds him against his better judgement and practically. Doyle is super loyal to him like the son he never had
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I liked your table with the ages of the Saturdays characters, would it be difficult for you to make something similar but with height?
I actually follow the canonically released heights! If you look through playthroughs of the TSS video game Beasts of the 5th Sun, there's an bonus section with character profiles where it gives out character names, heights and weights of the main cast.
Hi. I'm a big fan of your AU work and I'm really looking forward to more!
I really want to read your posts about this AU, but I don't know what to ask because the answers will 100% be plot spoilers.
Can you just share some interesting behind-the-scenes moments?
In any case, good luck and inspiration to you :)
(Sorry for any mistakes, English is not my native language)
Yeah unfortunately most of it is spoliers so I don't have anything to share as such but I have been working on chapter 5 this week and I'm about 1000 words in so that might come out soon hopefully because my motivation to touch it died for several months. Quick wip above. Thank you for your praise ❤️
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I use to have a au back in like 2017-2018 I lost the art for where Paul was a blessed/cursed (depending how angsty you wanna be) by Nanuk into becoming a werebear monster and killing and eating poachers, at the time I shipped him with Beeman who was having a very hard time accepting sperits and anything adjacent as real, and he almost got himself ate. But I think Doyle would have handled the situation way better.
He was very fluffy and friendly once he got control of himself. I think my friend I was working on the AU with made Doyle a vampire and we had Beeman as being part alien basically slowly turning the cast into any fun non human thing we liked. So seeing stuff like this always makes my day, I love cursing my faves to be big fluffy monsters.
Your AU sounds super cool, monster AUs are the best 👀 The background behind mine was a curse that comes about when a regular Amarok bites someone who messed with it’s burial mound. But due to Doyle messing with the kur relic already, the Amarok’s spirit weakened him but couldn’t fully ‘posses’ him so now he’s a guy that transforms into a silly looking wolf creature whenever his emotions get too intense 😂
Hey, I read your headcanons and I had an idea to add to one of them: Doyle knows a little Russian and Greek, thanks to Van Rook, and Doyle could sometimes intersperse phrases in those languages into his speech. And imagine the hell it is when you try to decipher what he wrote, not to mention what language it's in.
(I think the only one who understands his handwriting is Van Rook.)
To make it worse, Doyle spent some time in a Tibetan orphanage so he knows bits and pieces of Chinese as well which sometimes ends up mixing with the letters. Drew and Doc at that point are almost sure he's written a cipher for them to decode but he's actually just left a note to say he went out to get milk or something.
random tss headcanons I burped out onto a google doc over the last few months
*Abbey wears contact lenses - she’s shortsighted but she hates wearing glasses and it would be a hazard with her line of work.
*Doyle is good at engineering, maths and also some chemistry/physics knowledge, but he never had a proper education and learned mostly by trial and error so his reading/comprehension skills aren’t great. Also, his handwriting is illegible - so whenever he has to leave a written note for something, Drew and Doc have a field day trying to find out what he was trying to say.
*Doyle is a great cook, to the point that it makes Doc jealous sometimes.
*Drew always wanted more children but she and Doc never ended up having more because of her health complications + the worry that they might encounter another Weird World situation later on. Zak is their premature miracle baby.
*Drew is fluent in braille and sign language. She also taught sign language to Fisk.
*Drew used to swear all the time prior to being a mother. Now, when Zak's not around, she and Doyle playfully swear at each other all the time.
*Drew has a distant Aunt & Uncle she keeps in touch with. She got in touch with them while at college after doing a DNA test trying to find Doyle and coming across them instead. That’s how she canonically has childhood pictures.
*On that: Drew and Doyle’s dad was Irish. I can’t decide about their mother, she’s either Asian American or Scandinavian.
*Beeman has the triad of Autism, Asexuality and Aromanticism.
*Miranda went to Oxford or Cambridge and met Drew, Doc and Beeman on a placement year at the American university where they all studied.
*Zak stays fairly short as an adult, he’s a similar height to Drew.
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It's The Secret Saturdays 17th Anniversary, and I really wanted to make something to celebrate one of my favourite series of all time!
For a while now I've always pictured this song for Zak and Francis, and I figured this would be a great excuse to finally draw them together again. This is a shipping video, though I imagine you can take this in a friendship route if you wanted.
If you haven't, please go watch The Secret Saturdays, it's an amazing show with so much to offer! 🧡
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