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I don’t know what’s going on here but it is oddly erotic.

annoying things r okay when i do them

folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

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If you need me I’ll be in my penis

this is the worst day ever so this guy offers me to bathe in this new fangled bathtub and im taking the bath and its cool and the motherfucker starts chopping carrots in it. go do that somewhere else.

what the actual fuck

you dont know anything

had a dream last night that I brought a guy home from college to meet my parents and in the middle of us all having dinner he got up on the table and said “I have an announcement to make” and he rips his shirt off to reveal a giant tattoo of krumping Marge Simpson with text that said “Will you marry me BOTTOM TEXT” and I woke up clammy

moms when u tell them ur getting a haircut: no don’t cut ur hair ur so feminine ahaha

dudes be like i love world wars

the best part of the hunger games is when prim gets called and katniss is screaming about it NOT MY SISTER and then peeta gets called and he has like 50 brothers and they’re all just like sucks dude…

whats my gender, you ask? *i turn and continue to pick up cool rocks. im never going to answer your question*

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

girls w defined biceps.. reblog if u agree