JOB? YEAH. SINCE OUR EMPIRE’S GONE TO SHIT, I TRY HELPING THE ~OPPRESSED~ TROLLS SURVIVE. AND STUFF LIKE THAT. THEY STAY AT MY HIVE SOMETIMES, AND MAKE A FUCKING PIGSTY OUT OF THE NUTRITION BLOCK, SO I SPENT HALF THE NIGHT CLEANING IT UP. 

jeez that sucks yeah id try to help my owwn empire wwhen it comes to howw evverythins gone to shit but i just havve no idea wwho can be trusted at this point its bravve an kind a you to be doin that though

HEY, LOOK AT THAT. WE’RE ON THE SAME BOAT. LET ME GUESS. NO EMPRESS? BECAUSE THAT’S THE CAUSE OF MY ALTERNIA’S SOCIAL DOWNFALL. I KNEW THE HEIRESS. SHE’S THE REASON I HAVE TO BABYSIT MUTANTS AND LOWBLOODS NIGHT IN AND NIGHT OUT, DESPITE HOW GOOD A PERSON IT MAKES ME SOUND. I HOPE I NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.

yeah no empress after the game spit me an my friends out wwe all just wwent off in different directions an didnt talk to each other for 5 swweeps some a us havve regathered on tumblr like sol ara kan vvris fef an i but wwere mostly on rocky wwaters i aint really sure wwhat fef is up to but i aint really in any position to judge her noww am i ivve been hidin on my island awway from all the bullshit until somethin happens an thins change

JOB? YEAH. SINCE OUR EMPIRE’S GONE TO SHIT, I TRY HELPING THE ~OPPRESSED~ TROLLS SURVIVE. AND STUFF LIKE THAT. THEY STAY AT MY HIVE SOMETIMES, AND MAKE A FUCKING PIGSTY OUT OF THE NUTRITION BLOCK, SO I SPENT HALF THE NIGHT CLEANING IT UP. 

jeez that sucks yeah id try to help my owwn empire wwhen it comes to howw evverythins gone to shit but i just havve no idea wwho can be trusted at this point its bravve an kind a you to be doin that though

I DON’T SEE IT. I ENJOY MY NAME. NOT KAR. NOT SHOUTY. NOTHING. KARKAT IS PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL. AND IF NO OTHER KARKAT’S SHARE MY NAME, THEN I’LL BE GLAD TO BE THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE IT.

uh alright so karkat then howw are you

HOW ARE YOU?

i feel that ivve been hangin out wwith my cats probably gonna see if my friend needs help buildin his hivve later do you havve any sort of job

I DON’T SEE IT. I ENJOY MY NAME. NOT KAR. NOT SHOUTY. NOTHING. KARKAT IS PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL. AND IF NO OTHER KARKAT’S SHARE MY NAME, THEN I’LL BE GLAD TO BE THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE IT.

uh alright so karkat then howw are you

anywways hi im eridan ampora otherwwise knowwn as vvici howw are you

I’M KARKAT VANTAS. ALSO KNOWN AS: NOTHING ELSE, BECAUSE NICKNAMES DEFEAT THE ENTIRE PURPOSE OF BEING NAMED. I’M FINE.

nice to meet you kar nicknames are pretty nice though cause it means someone cares about you enough to make you different from all the other people wwho share your name

It is good to make your followers aware, because a muse having PTSD heavily influences the character and how they react and interact.

An irish dude at the sports meet jumped on a car and dented it, so they shoved a bunch of money into the door, but then they all pounded out the dent anyway while chanting “all the boys in green fix the car”

anywways hi im eridan ampora otherwwise knowwn as vvici howw are you

love like you.

GREYSCALE MAKES EVERYTHING LOOK 10X NICER.