stare into the sun

"this changed my life!" me at a multitude of things bc i'm dynamic and have an open and big heart

"capitalism breeds innovation" was only ever true in the mid-2000s when cell phones kept getting more and more fucked up

hanging with my boys in the senate on wednesday the 15th, cant wait to see what theyve got planned, i hope its a suprise party

does anyone know when we get to stop being afraid

ok some days being visibly homo is the most wonderful thing in the world. an old woman walking her dog stopped to say hello to me and I asked if i could say hi to her dog. she seemed really excited and told me "his name is rupert brooke. i named him after a gay poet from the era of the first world war. he had red hair just like my dogs fur". then she leans in and whispers like she's divulging some great secret and says "i don't usually tell people about the gay part"

the world is so cruel to cds...why are you "burning" and "ripping" cds..you should be kissing and hugging them.....

they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy

im on the council of “buy myself a little treat.” And buddy, the motion passes 5-1

took a nap and Came Back Wrong