Bless this hoard

Great news: after being banned from Night Power Tools, my wife has taken up whittling and is making me a spoon

What's really funny about the reason that has been checked- the story has been done before- is that Essanay was one of the original film studios. It was only producing movies from 1907 to 1918. Imagine making one of THE first movie pitches ever and being rejected for having a story that's been done. "Yeah, we know that the first narrative feature film was in 1906, so like... yesterday, basically, but your story has already been told! Next!"

The Last Unicorn really said “There will be times when you can’t find other people like you and there will be times where you'll wonder if you're really the only person experiencing the world as you are and others will even try to take advantage of you through commodification and exploitation to the point where it starts to dilute your own sense of self and will make you question if you were ever you to begin with but it’s important for to resist the urge to assimilate and find community because there will always be people like you who will understand and have experienced these same things and the only way to combat a dark world who wants to smother your light is to FIGHT FIGHT RAGE AGAINST THE RED BULL DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT OCEAN.”

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

'Sunlight-sensitivity-squad'