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Kinda like when you find out Darth Vader is Luke’s dad, it’s mental. On the news, right before the story about the world’s biggest pancake.

To be completely honest, I've known Darth Vader was Luke's dad almost all my life, and I haven't seen any Star Wars or Star Wars related material. And you chose to talk about the hippos? I'd prefer to hear about the world's largest pancake.

That’s what everyone thinks, but I’m sure the Africans would beg to differ.

I feel like my whole life has been a lie. Where'd you find that out anyways?

Yeah, so watch out for ‘em… It’d be a shame to get eaten by one.

I thought hippos were friendly?

Did you know that hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal? Weird.

Wait, what?

If you twerk in public then we can’t be friends.

Don’t lie, we’re friends.

I do what I want.

Get some class, Cars.

I found a rock that looked kind of like a dinosaur, once. I wish I still had it…

That sounds like a pretty kick-ass rock, shame you don't still have it.

I think the red shirt that she wears a lot works pretty well.

But red and black do not work well together.

The amount of accuracy in that statement is astounding.

I feel like I should buy her a nice shirt or something to distract people from the fact that she's a huge black blob.

Obviously.

I'm fabulous and she's a cannibalistic blob.

It’s a dream, you never know. Maybe it was like your soul was outside your body so that’s why you were able to watch it?

I am not narcoleptic and I don't have out of body experiences. That shits freaky, man, like lucid dreaming or sleep paralysis and demonic possession go hand in hand.

She already looks like a big blob anyway.

In comparison to me she does.