aria: to a or not to a that is the question *puts on black hoodie* *fucks every a task up*
emily: ALISON! no wait PAIGE! no wait ALISON (again)! no wait PAIGE! OH SHIT ALI'S PREGNANT AND I'M THE DAD i mean MOM! WHAT'S GOING ON?!
hanna: *does sleuthy things with caleb* something about babies
spencer: *sluts it up with marco* *begins to hate marco* wait where's toby
alison: i'm pregnant but you have to have sex to get pregnant. fuck this is a lose-lose situation for me here
caleb: *pretends spaleb never happened* look at me being detective boyfriend of the year PLEASE FORGIVE ME FANDOM *is not forgiven*
mona: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAVE YOU BITCHES BEFORE YOU APPRECIATE ME
paige: if you love something you gotta set it free *breathes a sigh of relief after dodging a messy ass bullet*
ezra: nicole? aria. nicole? no aria. fuck it all. cake? yes, cake. wedding cake. i'm engaged to aria. so i pick aria. #loveiswherethecakeis
toby: *just needs someone to hug him* *is NEVER FUCKING PRESENT BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WRITE A CHARACTER A LOT OF PEOPLE LOVE WHO IS ACTUALLY SOMEWHAT RELEVANT TO THE STORYLINE AND WHO HAS BEEN HERE SINCE SEASON ONE INTO THE STORY*
lucas: so i used to be a nerd but now i'm a rich nerd please love me *still loves hanna* *pray for lucas*
yvonne: *is DEAD FOR NO FUCKING REASON*
marco: i love you spencer jk i h8 u u did the murder
mary: i'm trying to communicate with my daughter *never actually goes to speak to her daughter*
sydney: *is made to be somewhat relevant again at the request of NOBODY but the writers* *is vehemently hated by fandom*
wren: *shows up for two seconds and adds nothing to the plot even though everyone misses him* bye now mate
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