pleasure diaries

4 stars: loved watching it, would suggest for movie nights, potentially even more enjoyable watch than a 5 star movie but docked a point for a pet peeve or something nitpicky

3 stars: enjoyed watching it, pretty good movie but i would not call it a work of art, would suggest to put on in the background of a game night

2 stars: mid. i probably laughed but also talked shit throughout the whole movie, wouldn't leave the room if it was on

beautiful and so very funny.

beerfest (2006) - 2.5/5

pea brained and quite unfunny. rip landfill.

swingers (1996) - 5/5

monica's gay dad, minus half point for ex-wife stalking, minus half point for don cheadle's accent, one dimensional in a fun way

oceans 12 (2004) - 4/5

minus half point for czj's whole subplot, minus half point bc what you're just gonna pay the guy?, brad pitt hazing matt damon is so good, tess as julia roberts and topher grace as topher grace, "he is just mean spirited"

super troopers (2001) - 2.5/5

ja feel, jonah hill flirting with a high schooler, the trip scene, finger popping each others assholes. low rating for the police presence and jonah's pedo vibe

22 jump street (2014) - 3/5

level 3 reiki healing male entertainment, how much for the chips and water, wholesome, wish they'd stop trying to make male stripping sexy, found myself missing the kid's storyline even though i kept wishing they'd kill him off in the first film

tropic thunder (2008) - 3/5

VESTRY - sacristanía; room in or attached to a church where the clergy put on their vestments and where these robes and other sacred objects are stored

YUCCA - pronounced yuh-ka, new mexico's state flower, in the agavaceae family

URAL - mountain range that separates european russia from siberia

monday december 19, 2022

game board-esque shots, jesse plemmons, mmm whatcha say scene, denzel washington pumping his own gas, looove mcadams and bateman together

serpico (1973) - 3/5

beard progression to show that time is passing. my first al pacino film.

sinners (2025) - 1.5/5

ruins the best music in the movie by remixing it elvis (2022)-style, excellent performers wasted on MCU ass dialogue, could've been beautiful but somehow felt like most of it was filmed in front of a greenscreen

marty supreme (2025) - 1.5/5

honestly would've liked this to be MORE frantic and high-stakes but the only thing that was ever really at stake was marty's ego. odessa a'zion and gwyneth paltrow are the best parts of the movie

magic mike (2012) - 4/5