it's a fine time to be alive

i’m just gonna say it

broccoli is good actually and you’re all cowards for hating it. asparagus too

Man I love learning history because sometimes you learn things that’s not widely known just like how Beethoven’s Fur Elise was actually made for one of his students that he was in love with named Therese. She was a mediocre piano player so he made a melody so easy that even she could play it and impress people (hence the very iconic tune in the beginning) but then he finds out that she was engaged to a different man and so Beethoven basically made the other parts so that she can never play it and if that’s not petty culture then idk what is.

me and my morning yogurt

Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

i was snuggling my kitty and my microwave beeped at me so i told him “i’m sorry but i have to put you down so i can eat” and then realized there are two very different ways to interpret that sentence

im sorry meatball but its been a tough winter and

her daughters got the whooping cough?

i brake and let the children cross?

again we reblog scripture

*listens to secret music*