Future Not-So-Hot Mess

obsessed with this girl in my bio class who always brings a full litre bottle of coke to every lesson, today she said “im just genuinely not a nice person” to my bio teacher when he asked her why she swore so much. In year eleven before one of our gcse exams as we were lining up outside the exam hall she came up to me and said “what exam is this” and when i told her physics she said “yeah i think i can do that” and got in line

When kourtney Kardashian said “we all have like different priorities and like working is just not my priority and like it is never going to be”

And yet she’s richer than I’ll ever be. Fuck this

romeo and juliet didn’t drink poison they drank flat tummy tea and died

Jameela Jamil ghostwrote this post

Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..

Im tryna tell yall

This is one of the most adorable Pride posts I’ve ever seen

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word