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Just came back to Tumblr for the first time in a few years and WTF is this update 😭 why are the posts so WEIRDDDD OMMGGGG updates for these old apps are never good, like Tumblr was just fine OMG 💔

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Phoenix: Why don't you have a girlfriend yet? Your standards are too high or something??

Miles: No, I'm just ugly.

Phoenix: Objection, you're a fine performative male!!!

It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

July 26th 2022..... This beautiful account was made for the first time 🥺🙏 thank you to my fateful follower and all these random people that sometimes like and find my posts (I still don't know how they find these posts)

2500 likes!

Gulps I don't remember what my 2500th like was 😭 why do I have so much stuff liked good god I swear I don't have that much 💔💔 forgive me god

#2500 likes #tumblr milestone

I decided that I need that 100 posts badge so hey guys I'm back 🥺🙏 might try to make more rants or something idk I JUST NEED THAT BADGE NOW GGRGRRRRRR 👿👿👿🔥

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DUDE OH MY GOD I JAVE TO SAY SOMETJING ABOUT THIS BECAUSE BOTTLING IT UP SUCKS 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

like there's this one ship that I actually love 🥺💖 like I know I'm the found family truther, BUT THERES ONE SHIP THAT I GENUINELY THINK SHOULD BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND THEY LITERALLY ARENT CANON AND IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY 😭😭😭 LIKE THEY ARE THE MOST IMPLIED SHIP IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND YET ITS NOT CANON BECUADE RHE CREATORS ARE TOO SCARED I SAY!!!!!!!

like I'm being so serious when I say that these two have so much love and admiration for each other AND THEIR DYNAMIC IS SO GOOD DUDE LIKE THEYRE BESTIES DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE (which FUCKUNF sucks btw I hate that trope grrrr) but they have such an close relationship after all they've been through and the fact that they didn't get a happy ending makes me want to díe

But when I tell you that this ship is like shipped by 50% of the fandom, AND EVEN SOME OF THE CRESTORS THEMSELVES HAVE LIKED SHIP POSTS ABOUT IT, AND TEY EVEN HAVE A SONG (instrumental) IN THE SHOW NAMED AFTER THEIR TWO NAMES MASHED TOGETHER 😭😭😭 THEIR SHIP NAME BASICALLY????

And it makes me so mad because these two are so implied BUT ITS NEVER CONFIRMED AND IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY GRRRRR THEY LITERALLY ADORE EACH OTHER BRO 😔 like they're literally ace and in love because I said so

#like theyre relationshio dynamic is so important to me sighhhh 😔 they literally were made for each other and the creators just hate them #and btw i hate the creators too 🤬🤬🤬 they cant write good relationships if jt hit them in the face.......#but seriously 😔 they were made foe each kther and then WERE DOKMED HY THE FUCKUNG NARRAIFCE AND IM GONNA KMS #Im still not over the ending 💔💔💔💔

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

This was on July 26th, but thank you ladies for helping with with this crazy milestone 🥺🥺💕 oomf @m0mmym1lkerss helped me through these tough times about crying to found family so thanks for always being there!!!!

"I'm 2!!!!!!" -Baby Otillie 💖🤞

#2 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

I really can't stand these non-ace people anymore.... 👿 All of their posts ARE NASTY. And like right now I'm in 3 phases and they ALL HAVE THE WORST FANART EVER. LIKE I ACTUALLY HAD TO GO TO PINTEREST TO FIND GOOD FANART /SRS 😭😭😭 BECUASE I was scrolling through Instagram, and they always have shít art since all 3 fandoms that I'm in are dead 💔 (and I don't mean badly drawn art, but like it's always nsfw bro 💀). Same with twitter too, like I was scrolling and minding my business AND TELL ME WHY I GOT THE MOST EMBARRASSIJG PIECE OF ART EVER 😭😭 like they were cracking nsfw jokes and just BEING DIGUSTING. LIKE THOSE CHARACTERS WOULD NEVER ACT LIKE THAT EVER 😨😨😨😨 these people need to stay IN THEIR LANE.... 👿

And when I say that I've actually found only good art on Pinterest, I'm being serious 🤬 like I scroll through that app and it's all cute art 😭 like god must be helping me or something BECUASE my Pinterest boards ARE FILLED with cute fanart 🥺💖💖

#yes guys im in three dead fandoms 😔💔 and it actually sucks so bad like genuinely i dont know how i fell dowj this rabbit hole #im gonna hage to start making this fnaart myself at this rate.... 👿

Sometimes I hate being in a dead fandom because literally there's only like 2 people that post content AND OF COURSE THEYRE 13 YEAR OLDS AND SHIP THE WORST SHIT 😭😭😭

Like this person has funny content BUT 75% OF THEIR CONTENT IS SHIP CONTENT LIKE GET OF MY PAGGEGEEEEE 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 not to mention they're FOUND FAMILY, so it's even worse.....

#ill proabbly forget what thus us about 10 yeats feom jow but still 🤬#i jeed my content and im not fetting it😔😔💔💔 i just want normal stuff guys pls #its even worse becyase rheyre an editor and like make ship edits 💔💔💔 like wheres the goofy vids bro

Bro I usually never have issues with bugs in my house 😭 so tell me why SUDDENLY THERES A BLACK CRICKET IN MY ROOM AND IN THINKINF "oh just one got in.... I'll kill it and then all will be solved" WRONG. apparently there was crickets in other rooms 😭🙏 like are you kidding me oh my God I sh!t my pants so bad

And now it's midnight AND I HEAR THESE FUCKERS CLICKING BUT I CSNT SEE THEK BRO 😭 ITS ACTUSLLY OVER FOR ME BECYSDE I HATE BUGS

like I genuinely underestimated how much bugs scared me, like I knew it was bad but I didn't know it was this bad 😔🙏 #KAB (Kill All Bugs)

#BUT GENUINELY THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE SO IM TERRIFIED 😭#im gonna lock myself in a confined space so that nothing can get me.....#pray for me guys im currently shitting my pants

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Ok I'm actually so sick of this grading system 😭😭 like not only is school dumb anyways but I literally have been to school everyday and done all of my assignments and have gotten really good grades 💀 so let's just say.... I've been slacking a bit and didn't do like a few assignments from each class, TELL ME WHY MY FRADES ARE ALL ON THE VERGES OF C'S AND IM BEING SO SERIOUS RN 😭😭🙏 LITERALLY HOW DUDE, IVE BEEN ABSENT FOR ONE DAY AND UVE DONE ALL OF MY WORK BUT THE MOMENT I DONT SO ONE ASSIGNMENT I LITERSLLT WENT DOWN LIKE 3 PERCENT 💀 WHAT IN RHE ACTUALY HELL IS THIS GRADING SYSTEM

#yeah os im ending it 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂#when i thought i ate school but the school ate me 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Guys I'm genuinely so su!cidal 😭😭 LIKE IM STILL SO SCARED FOR THE ENDING OF THE GAME BECUASE THERES A GIANT TIME SKIP AND I LOTERSLLY HATE TIME SKIPS 😭😭🙏😭🙏🙏 LIKE I KNOW ITS GONNA BE SO SAD AND I HATE WHEN PEOPLE GROW UP SO I KNOW IM GONNA BAWL

like I went through more ACTUAL good fanart today and it was so good 😭 but I would occasionally see posts about them grown AND IT MAKES ME BAWL I LOTERALLT CANT DUDE IM NOT EVEN GOJJA LIE TO YALL IM GONNA BAWL SO BAD IM NOT LYING

I'm not ready to finish that game 😔💔 I got a bad emotional attachment already somehow and it's actually gonna be the end of me

#its joever for me guys 😔💔#genuinely feel dread again ngl 😔 save me

OMG I LIED 😭😭😭 I JUST GOT THE EORST SPOILERS EVER AND NO ONE DIED BUT THIS IS SO HESRTBREAKING OMG IM ACTUALLY KMS I DIDNT EVEN EXPECT IT EITHER

I was making fun of fanart AND THEJ I SEE RHE SADDEST POCTURE SO IM GIGGLING BECUASE ITS LIKE CRINGEY AND THEN JR EAD THE CAPTION AND MY JAW DROPPED 😭😭😭😭 IM NEVER FORGIVING MYSELD OMG IT LITERALLY WAS THE WORST SPOILER EVER

No one died BUT HE LOST SOMETHING SO IMPORTSNT TO HIM SO IM KILLING MYSEKF JOW GOODBYE

#heattrbeoker i cant even soeak right now im actually so sad

Guys I'm actually so scared 😔😔 like I started a new game and like it's really good so I went to go look for some content 😋💖 and I haven't gotten any spoilers BUT I KEEO SEEING PEOPLE IN COMMENT SECTIONS BEING LIKE "omg this art is so cute 😭😭🙏🙏 like I still can't get over the ending" OR LIKE "OMG them 🥺💖 the ending makes me cry everytime I play the game but it's so beautiful"

LIKE YALL ARE SCARING ME OMG STOP 😭😭😭 IM SO SCARED THAT IM GONNA BAWL AND SHIT MY OANTS BECYASE YALL ARE GETTINT ME SCATEDDDDDDDD and like if someone dies 🤬🤬 I don't think you guys will see me ever again

#actually sh!tting my pants im so scared guys 😭😭😭 like im suroirsed i havent gotten spoilers but all these people ARE NOR HELPING #I need to go bacj to when it was happy 😔 i csnt handle sad stuff #it might be joever for me guys 😔😔✊

No because tell me why some of my favorite voice actors were playing a game I absolutely love AND THEN THEY STARTED SHIPPING THE MAIN CHARACTERS LIKE NOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭 they were like "omg look boyfriends 🥺🥺💖" .....like while I appreciate that you guys support gay relationships, THOSE FHARACTERS ARE FOUND FAMILY, AND ARE BASICALLY BROTHERS OMG 🤬🤬🤬🤬 IT MADE ME SO ANGRY, LIKE THAT IS FOUND FSMILY PLEASE GUYS NOT EVEYRHTING IS G*Y OMFG

The fact that it's a popular shop in the fandom too 💔😔 like y'all fell victim for the worst ship OMFG, those guys are the closest of friends ever, not b*yfriends 🤢🤮

#ill never forgive you adventurer cookie 😔💔 or ray chase for that matter #lets ignore rhe fact that i cant spell adventurer 😇😇#but seiosuly like i was disgusted 😔 my found famoly agenda is too strong rn and rhat ruined my night omg #PROUD FOUND FAMILY ENJOYER 🤗🫶⁉️😻

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Guys I totally stopped reading fics for a good amount of time BUT OMG I SOENT LIKT 3 HOURS LAST NIGHT READING ACTUAL LONG STORIES 😭😭 LIKE 16000 WORDS I WAS SURPISRESD MYSELF

AND THEY WERE SO GOOD 👹👹👹💥💥💥 I HAVENT READ ANYRHING THIS GOOD IN A WHILE BRUH IM ACTUALLY TWEEAKING

new favorite author 🥺🥺🙏 and of course it's found family, they write them so well 🥺🥺💖

Nah I like actually forget that some people aren't ace 😭😭😭 like it's actually disgusting knowing that there's people out there acting weird for some random person they barely know 😔⁉️ only because they're "hot"

Like not to keep bringing this up but I keep getting the Aventurine fanart and people replying to it saying stuff like "H-h-h-i...... *I say as I sweat nervously" LIKE THAT WAS JENNY YOKOBORI BRO 😭😭😭 THE VA OF YOIMIYA AFTING LIKE THAT, and I thought she was cool 😔😔 like bro even if it's a joke ISTG it's weird 🤬 not to sound chronically online but the fact that some people actually thirst over that FANART makes me vomit 😔 especially since I keep seeing VA's specifically, like Topaz's va MADE ME VOMIT 😭😭😭 SHE ACTED ALL CRINGEY AND STUFF LIKE GUYS COME ON ITS NOT THAT ATTRACIVE, and the fact that's it's a drawing too.... AND THEYRE ADUKTS ACTING LIKE THIS 😭 AND ALL THEIR FANS EAT IT UP LIKE BROOOOOO ☹️💔 those people are actually wild 😔

#ace 4 life ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️💥💥⁉️🙏🙏👍#seriosily thogh guys idk if im the problem or if other people are actually weird 😔#at least Nazeeh Tarsha is safe 🙏 he stays winning ⁉️⁉️

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