Pleasant Stuff?

Very comforted with old crafts - spinning and weaving, but doubtless applicable to more - that there are no new mistakes I can make. People have done these crafts for millenia and will continue to do them for millenia. I manage to make a special and unique one-time-only mistake? Not likely!

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

the people of new orleans fuckin rock

Bro doxxed a bathtub

they beat Jesus with this

"capitalism breeds innovation" was only ever true in the mid-2000s when cell phones kept getting more and more fucked up

i love when people get up in arms about kink as like a "new perverted phenomenon" bc of their boogeyman obsession with porn. brother gay people have been slapping each other and pretending to be dogs while we fuck since the dawn of time. you're only just finding out now bc your hole is largely unremarkable and your manner unbecoming

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.