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[text] Damn that little head of yours, Dubi 💙

[text] How’s the noggin?

[text] Now the question is, in bed or in the bathtub?

[text] I’ll just have to get handsy with myself.

[text] How's Edmonton? So many cities in Canada I had no idea that existed are now in my radar.

[text] bUT HEY at least you don't have the angry thin man yelling at you, which is a big change from last year

[text] also, this makes me a bitter woman but i'm lowkey happy that 1. he didn't get his contract renewed and 2. they didn't make it to the playoffs.

[text] huge dick move from my part? yes, probably. do i care? not at all.

[text] how's that head feeling? i'm so sad you're missing game 1, wish i could be there with you xx

In your case, there’s a thin line between that and bad sportsmanship, but I support your wild ways. Just don’t let ‘em know I gave you the idea.

Well thank you then? I mean I always get really anxious when I’m in a new to me situation, so I get kinda more introverted, but yeah, I definitely won’t say I got it from you.

That just might be the theme for us now. Oh, nice. I’m not like fully up on the NHL or anything but I know a little bit so at least there’s that. The playoffs are starting soon, right? Are you guys in there? 

Oh yeah, and I know not a lot of people are into hockey, but it’s always nice to talk about it to new people. Yup, I know some teams playoffs have started, our games don’t start until Wednesday.

It was a delivery man! well he looked like one

I mean, could sound a bit sketchy? Could’ve been a creeper?

[text] I that your secret? [picture message]