Fresh regrets, vodka sweats

being bi is just having a crush on a girl and being like “damn if i only i was a hot mediocre dude with cheekbones then she would like me :/” and then YOU end up ALSO being attracted to hot mediocre dudes with cheekbones…..the self betrayal

Pip Boy but it's shit.

Talk shit about windows98 again and I'll fuck

Thats a rather unique threat

(Storm Impact - Mac - 1993)

MY PAPAYAS

a crime of passion

h-hot dog water?

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

That’s dusty dan you fool

Please do not tell me lies about my favourite neighbour. His name is on his collar: “Albert (Bertie)”

Dirty Bertie