Three facts about Eurovision i find funny
1: There are two songs about war that won Eurovision. 2: Both of them came from nordic countries. 3: One of them was made by ABBA, the other was made by Lordi.

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Three facts about Eurovision i find funny
1: There are two songs about war that won Eurovision. 2: Both of them came from nordic countries. 3: One of them was made by ABBA, the other was made by Lordi.

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According to the Iliad, Helen had the beauty to launch a thousand ships.
The beauty necessary to launch one ship, therefore, can be expressed as a millihelen.
If we now assume that a negative millihelen is the ugliness needed to sink a ship, we can come to the following conclusions:
1: Submarines control their depth by manipulating the number of millihelens they experience. 2: This makes the Helen a unit of bouyancy. 3: Sirens produce negative millihelens, as they have a habit of sinking ships rather than launching them.
Watching content about rewilding and especially fighting desertification is so wild, like a lot of the time instead of using fancy technology to keep the plants alive, the techniques they use are literally just techniques that the natives developed over centuries until Europeans came along and told them they are primitive.
Like one technique that you see time and time again with that second category is to literally just dig semicircular basins into the soil. The semicircle catches rainwater and any trees there can penetrate the ground more easily, thus both preventing runoff AND loosening the soil for other plants to follow, and it's just a waiting game from there. Thing is this technique was practiced in Subsaharan Africa by all sorts of cultures until Europeans went "Okay but what if instead of doing that, you cut down the local ecosystem to grow cash crops?"
Dang it's almost like the locals knew what they were doing.
I have the headcanon that Spider-Man's webs are not sticky, and the reason for this is that nanobots explain what they do a lot better than adhesives do.
In order for Spider-Man's webs to work, they need to achieve adhesion in a fraction of a second, on any material, at any roughness, at any temperature, at any moisture, under any amount of UV, et cetera, and then also SUSTAIN that under massive dynamic loads on the footprint of a postage stamp. There is no single adhesive that does all of this at once.
Of course, possibility 2 is that Peter instead carries around a small arsenal of different adhesives to do the work for him, but the problem with that is that Peter now either needs to fit a small chemistry set into his watch or needs a way to synthesize these chemicals in situ, then adjust his webshooters accordingly to fit whatever material et cetera he is clinging to, and while i am sure Peter could do that last part, the first part is where we run into difficulties if you ask me, because even Spider-Man must obey the laws of physics to some extent, so unless Spider-Man has hammer space i am not aware of, there is only so much space in those webshooters.
Nanobots solve all of these. All they need to be able to do is to anchor the web to whatever surface they are on, and boom, you have a solution to the adhesion issue.
So because our taste receptors identify the presence of hydrogen ions as sour, and those are basically just protons, it follows that, using a proton beam, you could build a sour gun.

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Introducing: The Anton Ego Challenge
It's simple. I want you to take a childhood dish, chef it up, but do so in a way that, when you eat it, still makes you go
And then post it here. Or anywhere you want, really.
I love the concept of sutures. Like there was a time in history where someone looked at a wound that could not close on its own, that nature itself had deemed to be lethal, and just went "well how about I just sew it close fuck you."
If nature didn't want us flipping it off, it shouldn't have given us fingers.
So 12 years ago, i was added a video from a Kaizo Mario World 3 Let's Play to my watch later list. I think it wasn't even on purpose. Anyway, so i never removed it, and occasionally, the video (Seen on the top right) just gets recommended to me again. I, for one, will never, ever remove it from that list. I always have a chuckle when it pops back up
I don't know what fucks me up more about long pepper. The fact that it a: Exists at all, b: Is literally just long pepper, or c: Is actually more complex in flavor than regular pepper
So you'd think transformation magic is weak, right? Wrong, think again. A lot of people assume that it's just turning yourself into animals or hybrids, but what if you can just transform parts of your body into other materials.
I'm not even just talking iron skin or something. A storm mage is trying to fry you with his lightning spells? Just turn your tendons into copper, keeps you grounded and keeps the lightning away from your brain and heart, the two organs you need to protect the most.
A guy is trying to wrestle you to the ground? Transform your clothes into poison dartfrog skin and they'll reconsider.
And that is before we get to the possibility of things like giving someone a stroke by transforming part of their red blood cells into platelets, thus inducing clotting.

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Aliens must be so freaked out when they see Earth.
The aggressive chemical we keep in our houses, which produces poison gas when combined with damn near anything that is not water? Yeah, we just keep that around to kill the airborne pathogen that'll grow on metal if that's what it takes to get nutrients that are stuck to it. The small red fruit that contains a literal nerve agent that, when consumed, tricks our brains into thinking our mouth is literally on fire? Yeah, we like the sensation. We cook with those. The carnivore that stands in our living room and seems to get excited at seeing us? Yeah, we call those 'dogs', and that one just lives with us. He doesn't hunt for us or anything, he just lives here.
A set of related Stranger Things headcanons
Hopper and Joyce both think the other gave El "The Talk"
Neither of them did. In fact, it had been Max.
Max did a pretty good job at it, too, but when Jopper learned about it, they were both horrified.
The fact that El repeated everything Max taught her in the worst possible way when questioned about it did not help her case.
Something just bugs me about Peter Parker as a teacher
For some reason, whenever Peter is a teacher, the writers put him into Midtown High or some fancy school like Brooklyn Visions. That is not where Peter Parker would teach.
There is nothing Peter Parker, specifically, can offer a school like Midtown or Brooklyn Visions that they cannot get anywhere else. No, Peter Parker teaches at the worst performing, most underfunded school in New York City, because that is where he makes the biggest difference.
He is a good teacher, of course, even if the folks from state would disagree with that quite sharply. However, then they talk to the students, and realize that Mr. Parker is more to them than a teacher. He slips one kid lunch money because cash at home is tight from the broken pipe their landlord refuses to fix (What're they gonna do? Sue him? With the money they don't have?)
Another kid tells of the nights Mr. Parker stayed late to catch him up because his parents couldn't afford a tutor when he got sick in first class and was left functionally illiterate as a consequence.
Another kid yet tells them about how Mr. Parker helped him navigate CPS to get out of an abusive home. And humble as Peter is? He never tells a soul about any of these things. He doesn't want recognition for it. He just wants to be the teacher his students deserve. Even if that does land him in trouble with administration sometimes, because they think he's wasting his time caring so much about a bunch of kids of whom, statistically speaking, over half will drop out regardless of what he does. Of course, Peter points out the obvious, which is that that mindset is part of the reason why.
Hell, when he started, the other teachers all thought he wouldn't last a week. They all told him he has to make the kids respect him if he wants to control this classroom. Peter refuses to do that, because he knows any respect he instills on them through fear vanishes the moment they are out of his classroom. He starts by making them respect themselves after a lifetime of being told they'll be nothing when they're grown.
That was over a year ago.