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(here’s the actually episode list for reference ⬇️)

if these are hints im going to lose my mind i swear.

im going to dissect and over analyze this tweet for no reason:

ep 401: self explanatory, everyone comes back from their travels and reunites.

ep 402: this is “The Lamp” episode, nandor will make his wish for all of his ex-wives to return (as seen in the trailer)

ep 403: again pretty self explanatory, nadja opens her night club, things probably go a little crazy.

ep 404: we can only hope the secret is a nandermo confession (probably not but i don’t care let me be hopeful). it could be him telling everyone he found a new wife

ep 405: nandor… what did you do this time…

ep 406: NANDERMO CONTENT PLEASE IM BEGGING!1!1!1!1!!!!! the actually episode title is “Pine Barrens”, i looked it up and i think it’s referring to the New Jersey Pine Barrens. a nandermo confession in new jersey?????? im here for it tbh.

ep 407: im going to kind of reach on this one but there’s a scene in the trailer of guillermo doing a backflip during a fight with someone. “Go Flip Yourself” reminds me of that scene. in it, it appears they’re in the night market again so that’s what the “what they did in the shadows” could be referencing.

ep 408: désirs familiers is french and translates to “familiar desires”. im assuming this is a double entendre of sorts. this episode is the one with guillermo’s alleged new boyfriend, freddie. freddie desires guillermo and guillermo is a familiar, so “familiar desires”. but at the same time it could be nandor having mixed feelings and “familiar desires” toward guillermo that are the same as how he felt about gail and meg. it could be nandor embracing his feelings just like guillermo in the “Gail” episode last season

ep 409: …bae don’t do this to me. this is “The Wedding” episode. maybe something goes horribly wrong at nandor’s wedding, or possibly he turns guillermo into a vampire (since you have to die to become a vampire hence the “everybody dies”)

ep 410: everybody gets together again, i feel like throughout the season laszlo, nadja, nandor, and guillermo won’t be all together most of the time because they each have individual plot lines going on. nandor’s still searching for a partner, guillermo finds a boyfriend, nadja opens her nightclub, and laszlo is busy taking care of baby colin.