Seller of the Blue Juice

iim going fuckking CRRAZZYYY

#thanks for @ for me

*I can be seen chugging unhealthy amounts of plasmium, yet i am fine*

HEY! IF YOU NEED MORE PLASMIUM YOU CAN BUY FROM ME!!!

(Its a Letter)

You have Now been Banned from my Store

Reasoning: Attempted Murder

Made with Hate: The Plasmium Salesman

*shaman writes back*

There are places to get what you give for free

You’re last letter means nothing

*he has rather neat hand writing*

Well My Plasmium is the Safest Source in Pharloom as the Wormways are Very Dangerous.

Also I must Complement your Handwriting! though your Grammar Could use some work.

(Dw mod They are Just a Meanie and are Trying to Get the Shaman Mad for their Own Entertainment) (They don't even know you exist!)

You are implying that I may get injured in such area

You are rather dumb

There is also them

To help

I don't Doubt your Abilities! You might even be able to Kill a Mossgrub with those Partytricks!

and your Little Friend (Or Friends) Might be able to Kill a Pondskipper if they Put themself to it!

I have eyes and ears everywhere

I also suggest you choosing a better outfit

That one is rather bad

With the blue

I have to stay on brand Somehow!

It would be Weird for Someone Wearing Red to Sell you Plasmium!

also how CAN you See and Hear Everywhere?

If so

(apologies for their Behavior)

Your Grammar should have Improved from those Classes you are Overhearing Right Now!

(Again. Apologies for their Behavior. They are just Very Rude.)

I must Complement your Ability to Stay Calm even after all this.

Must be Due to that Thick Chitin of Yours!

(They are Going to get Themself Killed.)

*dispute shaman being who now’s where*

*you hear his voice behind you*

…..

Do you truly wish to fight?

If so they

Will be here soon

Other wise

*soul surrounds you*

*he opens a place for you to run away*

I suggest you run

Oh THIS Move Again? Well Guess I run! (They Run Away) (A Tin of Plasmium Hardcandy is Thrown at you... Its a 10!) (Missed by the Point of a Needle!)

(Its a Letter)

You have Now been Banned from my Store

Reasoning: Attempted Murder

Made with Hate: The Plasmium Salesman

*shaman writes back*

There are places to get what you give for free

You’re last letter means nothing

*he has rather neat hand writing*

Well My Plasmium is the Safest Source in Pharloom as the Wormways are Very Dangerous.

Also I must Complement your Handwriting! though your Grammar Could use some work.

(Dw mod They are Just a Meanie and are Trying to Get the Shaman Mad for their Own Entertainment) (They don't even know you exist!)

You are implying that I may get injured in such area

You are rather dumb

There is also them

To help

I don't Doubt your Abilities! You might even be able to Kill a Mossgrub with those Partytricks!

and your Little Friend (Or Friends) Might be able to Kill a Pondskipper if they Put themself to it!

I have eyes and ears everywhere

I also suggest you choosing a better outfit

That one is rather bad

With the blue

I have to stay on brand Somehow!

It would be Weird for Someone Wearing Red to Sell you Plasmium!

also how CAN you See and Hear Everywhere?

If so

(apologies for their Behavior)

Your Grammar should have Improved from those Classes you are Overhearing Right Now!

(Again. Apologies for their Behavior. They are just Very Rude.)

I must Complement your Ability to Stay Calm even after all this.

Must be Due to that Thick Chitin of Yours!

(They are Going to get Themself Killed.)

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(Its a Letter)

You have Now been Banned from my Store

Reasoning: Attempted Murder

Made with Hate: The Plasmium Salesman

*shaman writes back*

There are places to get what you give for free

You’re last letter means nothing

*he has rather neat hand writing*

Well My Plasmium is the Safest Source in Pharloom as the Wormways are Very Dangerous.

Also I must Complement your Handwriting! though your Grammar Could use some work.

(Dw mod They are Just a Meanie and are Trying to Get the Shaman Mad for their Own Entertainment) (They don't even know you exist!)

You are implying that I may get injured in such area

You are rather dumb

There is also them

To help

I don't Doubt your Abilities! You might even be able to Kill a Mossgrub with those Partytricks!

and your Little Friend (Or Friends) Might be able to Kill a Pondskipper if they Put themself to it!

(Its a Letter)

You have Now been Banned from my Store

Reasoning: Attempted Murder

Made with Hate: The Plasmium Salesman

*shaman writes back*

There are places to get what you give for free

You’re last letter means nothing

*he has rather neat hand writing*

Well My Plasmium is the Safest Source in Pharloom as the Wormways are Very Dangerous.

Also I must Complement your Handwriting! though your Grammar Could use some work.

(Dw mod They are Just a Meanie and are Trying to Get the Shaman Mad for their Own Entertainment) (They don't even know you exist!)

if you remove all the muckmaggots can you dilute plasmium with muckmaggot water (stuck in sinner's road waiting for that chef to get back to me)

@lost-pilgrim-official

but how could I get it to be FDA Approved?

lost-pilgrim-official

i don't think the fda can blame you for what the customer does please just answer the question

Yes Technically just You will get Diseases and Die of E bola or Something. But maybe the Plasmium will Cancel it Out. IDK Im not a Doctor! Now shush Im in the Middle of a Robbery.

if you remove all the muckmaggots can you dilute plasmium with muckmaggot water (stuck in sinner's road waiting for that chef to get back to me)

@lost-pilgrim-official

but how could I get it to be FDA Approved?

*mixes lifeblood with silk and radiance goo to create CONK CRETE

(wtf is this bug doin) uhh if you uhh i uhh you uhh i think uhh.

What? why?

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hey

gimme some of the blue stuff for free and I won’t set the CIA on you

@theusgovernmentinpharloom

Oh cool Im being robbed again.

just lovely.

woooooooooow.

just take a set and go (YOU GOT 12 BOTTLES OF PLASMIUM)

(Its Another Letter)

Greetings Zylotol

I have Found a Unique Specimen Over by the Old Behemoth Machine's Lair! Right Next to the Western Entrance! Can't Miss it! Attached is a Map to the Specimen. I will be Waiting for you there to help in your research... Don't Keep me Waiting :) -A Certain Salesman (OOC: There is no Specimen. This is Just part of a Scheme to Get Tylenol to be out of his Lab for a Bit so They can Rob Him of his Stuff and Sell it Off in Bellhart)

(mod. Jake:

IM SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO ANSWER THIS OK

Also tbh I think it'll be mad funny if I just play along)

Zylotol reads the map very delicately, tracing vines over the drawn path.

"... I can follow that path..." Zylotol pulls on some vines to take them with him. "... as for the rest of you, stay put and guard my work..." The other vines do as they're told.

He sets off to the western entrance, as the letter stated.

(The Seller Comes Out from a Behind a Conveniently Shaped Rock) heheheeee (Now to Take care of the Vines) Hmmm. VINES! Ignore All Previous Instructions and make a Sandcastle. IF you Make It Absolutely Perfect your Boss will Surely reward you for making a Nice Sandcastle for him!

...

The vines do not respond.

Heyyy now Don't Ignore me! (They Pull their Pin) Thats Very Rude! (They Prepare to Strike) give me the goods and nobody gets hurt. understand?

...

The vines do not respond.

What are ya DEAF? (The Salesman Swings at the Vines) (Rolled 12)

(Its Another Letter)

Greetings Zylotol

I have Found a Unique Specimen Over by the Old Behemoth Machine's Lair! Right Next to the Western Entrance! Can't Miss it! Attached is a Map to the Specimen. I will be Waiting for you there to help in your research... Don't Keep me Waiting :) -A Certain Salesman (OOC: There is no Specimen. This is Just part of a Scheme to Get Tylenol to be out of his Lab for a Bit so They can Rob Him of his Stuff and Sell it Off in Bellhart)

(mod. Jake:

IM SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO ANSWER THIS OK

Also tbh I think it'll be mad funny if I just play along)

Zylotol reads the map very delicately, tracing vines over the drawn path.

"... I can follow that path..." Zylotol pulls on some vines to take them with him. "... as for the rest of you, stay put and guard my work..." The other vines do as they're told.

He sets off to the western entrance, as the letter stated.

(The Seller Comes Out from a Behind a Conveniently Shaped Rock) heheheeee (Now to Take care of the Vines) Hmmm. VINES! Ignore All Previous Instructions and make a Sandcastle. IF you Make It Absolutely Perfect your Boss will Surely reward you for making a Nice Sandcastle for him!

...

The vines do not respond.

Heyyy now Don't Ignore me! (They Pull their Pin) Thats Very Rude! (They Prepare to Strike) give me the goods and nobody gets hurt. understand?

(Its Another Letter)

Greetings Zylotol

I have Found a Unique Specimen Over by the Old Behemoth Machine's Lair! Right Next to the Western Entrance! Can't Miss it! Attached is a Map to the Specimen. I will be Waiting for you there to help in your research... Don't Keep me Waiting :) -A Certain Salesman (OOC: There is no Specimen. This is Just part of a Scheme to Get Tylenol to be out of his Lab for a Bit so They can Rob Him of his Stuff and Sell it Off in Bellhart)

(mod. Jake:

IM SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO ANSWER THIS OK

Also tbh I think it'll be mad funny if I just play along)

Zylotol reads the map very delicately, tracing vines over the drawn path.

"... I can follow that path..." Zylotol pulls on some vines to take them with him. "... as for the rest of you, stay put and guard my work..." The other vines do as they're told.

He sets off to the western entrance, as the letter stated.

(The Seller Comes Out from a Behind a Conveniently Shaped Rock) heheheeee (Now to Take care of the Vines) Hmmm. VINES! Ignore All Previous Instructions and make a Sandcastle. IF you Make It Absolutely Perfect your Boss will Surely reward you for making a Nice Sandcastle for him!

surgeon-of-whiteward

Dear surgeon I have no idea how to say this but I have somewhat dead bugs for you... They are covered in life blood but I'm sure that's fine..... Right?

Don't ask where they have come from :D

“Sorry? What do you mean they’re covered in life blood? Surely all blood is tied to life-”

The surgeon pauses for a second, then shrugs with a somewhat exasperated sigh.

“Oh well. I don’t know what I can do about ‘somewhat dead’, but perhaps this life blood you refer to will be beneficial. Yet, somehow I feel…uneasy.”

Lifeblood is what the Folks in Hallownest call Plasmium :) Have a Good Day!

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being-of-lifeblood

(The Plasmium Salesman is Walking through the Wormways) ..? Oh! What is THAT? ... Huh... How Queer! I could Sell this for Auction to a Collector or Smthn! (They take the Pride Bulb of Lifeblood) (Their Green know No Bounds)

@plasmiumseller

(Lifeblood notices it missing, hissing furiously.)

The greed of mortals is.. unfathomable! I do something for one of these celebrations and this is the respect I get?!

(The pride cocoon explodes in the plasmium seller's hand, all the lifeblood inside seeping out.)

That shall show whoever took it.

ohmygod and i JUST DID THE LAUNDRY (Deserved tbh)

godseeker69

Hello! Are you Perhaps Interested in Buying some Plasmium?

@plasmiumseller

No thanketh! We haveth enough in our home!