His Loyal Knight

“The candy pumpkins are better.”

“I can totally understand why I didn’t get much good candy, but I swear there’s some secret network of people who mutually agree to give Plasma grunts Jolly fuckin’ Ranchers. ...Or maybe that’s just the big candy this year, as you have them too...”

“ ‘Go to Doraderra’ they said, ‘you’ll like the warm weather’ they said. Bullshit, I’m melting in sweat and I can’t actually focus on my work.” 

She’s here, but she wishes she wasn’t.

oooh

“You’re such a nerd.”

“So do plenty of other people, Rich.”

...but, i would actually need a personality. as in, i like designing a character’s appearance, but coming up with a personality is hard.

“Is there... something wrong with liking fingers in your ass?”

“Or are you gonna keep playing dumb?”

“Sure thing. See you there.”

(I can dig it.)

n-vade the RPC