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So this is straight up a real thing. I am shook at how spot on OP’s metaphor is. I too offer unwanted advice.
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i am but an old man and tumblr is a construction site in italy
So this is straight up a real thing. I am shook at how spot on OP’s metaphor is. I too offer unwanted advice.

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It can’t be September, just yesterday it was Marchgustuary
Today’s Date: [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/20
That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
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Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs
Have a friend with that problem
Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way
No one will know which is it
This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.
So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.
So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.
These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.
anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect
This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.
How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.
Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all
Why do your eyes get "larger" when it snows. What the fuck is a gray. Seal. Seal I am talking to you. Seal.
this is hilarious actually.

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i was watching high school musical yesterday and watched troy bolton eat a delicious lunch of Just White Bread
Cannibalism
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How do i articulate how fucking Premium this content is
ZOOS ARE NOT ANIMAL CRUELTY FACTORIES THEY ARE RESEARCH CENTERS, HOSPITALS, REHABILITATION CENTERS, ANIMAL RESCUES, SANCTUARIES, SCHOOLS, AND REPOPULATION PROGRAMS. DONT SAY "ZOOS" WHEN YOU *MEAN* "ROADSIDE ATTRACTIONS, PRIVATE COLLECTIONS, CIRCUSES, AND POACHERS"
I wish people would stop conflating capitalism with greed without mentioning why people are so greedy under capitalism. It's not because humans are just evil, it's because we live under an economic system in which people survive by competing for money. there is also the idea that financial success is earned through merit and makes you an ideal member of society that people should look up to. greed under capitalism is a result of environment, not human nature.
"prove that the environment you live in affects your actions"
the 17th century was called ‘the golden age of piracy’ and now that i’m reading about it it’s really not surprising that piracy appealed to so many people
like, you get to be gay, do crimes, and you have health insurance? well then, just call me jolly roger and pass the rum lads

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my lesbian farmer gf or, as i like to call her, my crop top—
my lesbian electrician gf or, as I like to call her, my power bottom
thank you for the best comment i’ve seen in my fucking life
my gamer girlfriend, or as she likes me to call her in the bedroom, my nintendo switch
does anyone have more images like these
OHHHH boy does anyone still follow this blog its been 2 years since I used it (but I'm back babey)
i feel like into the spider verse is blowing my mind n looks so appealing to me bc its stylized cgi
because this
is rehashed, tonally identical and not imaginative or engaging to look at if youre not 9-12 y/o
but this
looks stylistically interesting and unique and actually fucking fun to watch so yea
and lord knows im not praising sony or anythin im praising the crew behind spider verse that took the initiative to
try and make their movie look different and fun

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I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background
Oh my god please watch this I swear it is the best laugh you will ever have ever
discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.
90% of the people in the notes are just saying the same thing over and over about the candy to chocolate ratio, but i’d really like to give a shoutout to this person, for wording it in the most cursed way they could manage