calls to you like the wild geese

When you stand up and your body's car warning lights come on all at once and you suddenly go blind and you have to immediately sit down or your body will go "nope" and send you to the ground

You may notice that stoning someone is considered violent, but getting stoned is generally a good time. Similarly, getting your shit rocked is usually bad, but rocking someone’s world is almost always positive. This is because we rocks are very nuanced and complex

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?