Rahb, Prolly Zooted.

Hmmmm

For some reason your brain is disturbed by nightmares even though it literally decided to create them

No matter how good a person you are, you are evil in someone’s story.

There was a older man with a woman at our bakery today and after I packed up some buns, pretzels etc for him he looked at the woman (his guest who also wanted some baked goods) and started speaking Spanish. I got the few things the woman wanted, turned around and just answered her in Spanish when she asked her friend how much it would cost; I swear to god I will never forget how happy she looked at me in this exact moment. My colleague and the woman both were like “wtf you speak Spanish” and I explained that I learned it in school. We chatted for a bit and the woman then said that now she doesn’t need her friend to come with her everytime she needs something. So if anyone ever asks me why languages are important - that’s why. You can help others, you can build bridges, but most importantly: you can make a person’s day by talking to them and trying your best.

I just want to be “buy stuff for my hobby and not feel guilty” rich.

If you didn’t already know about checks you’d laugh at anyone who offered you one. “Here’s a piece of paper; I promise this other person will give you the money if you take it to them. I’m going to take this stuff now though.”

I love being around people and I love being alone. If I spend too much time doing either, I start to lose my mind.

If a man had a sex change operation but made no other changes to his appearance, would his nipples be censored on television?