âpenis envyâ is honestly like the funniest fucking example of straight men absolutely failing to understand women and vastly overestimating their own importance like Iâm cackling men have always been such fuckboys

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âpenis envyâ is honestly like the funniest fucking example of straight men absolutely failing to understand women and vastly overestimating their own importance like Iâm cackling men have always been such fuckboys

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hot take: âhereâs how to stop the FCC from killing the internet with the net neutrality repealâ is the new âhereâs how Bernie can still winâ
Love, Simon was fuckin uh THE BEST movie Iâve seen in a long damn time oh my god
With Stephen Hawkingâs passing, today is a sad day for science. But amongst all his praise and achievements in the fields of physics, for me personally his biggest achievement was making a grand, full life despite the terrible misfortune of being diagnosed with ALS. It would have been easy to become a recluse, embittered with the hand heâd been dealt, a brilliant misanthrope. But this was a man who maintained his sense of humor and refused to be mentally beaten. Three years ago, he told One Direction fans that the theory of alternate universes could provide a reality where Zayn Malik was still in the band. He conducted an interview with John Oliver where his factual, deadpan delivery was funnier than his interviewer, managing the cheekiest grins as he did so. And let us not forget that Stephen Hawking is the only person to have ever portrayed themselves in a Star Trek episode (Next Generation, âDescent, Part 1âł), where he appeared alongside actors portraying Einstein and Sir Isaac Newton, whom he proceeded to defeat in poker.
Hawkingâs observations on black hole radiation, string theory, alternate universes and artificial intelligence are things that will probably forever remain beyond most of us. But we could all learn a thing or two from his humanity.
ok but like real talk malark in last patrol is some real heart breaking shit

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I literally canât even listen to the main title from the bob soundtrack without falling deep into my fuckin bag
sometime I think about don malarkey and I cry
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yâall I need a new BoB username what are your Thoughts: - pfc-bullshit - percontestoothbrush - upgeneraltaylorsass - sizzzzzzuhs - youveliebgottabekiddinme - liptonsnuts
yâall the fuckboy just snaptexted me âcan I ask u a questionâ $50 says itâs personal or like ab me n him or smth all bets now on the table
âwould ur parents ever let u date someone just curiousâ YALL I CALLED IT CALLED IT CALLED IT
âoh ok when ur 18 would u ever wanna like go out somewhereâ this is rly happening yâall I thought 2017 was supposed to b the wack ass year
this is a ton of fun bc Iâm simultaneously having a convo w my friend and weâre calling each other babe in like every message so when I inevitably accidentally mix these up Iâm gonna have hell to pay

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yâall the fuckboy just snaptexted me âcan I ask u a questionâ $50 says itâs personal or like ab me n him or smth all bets now on the table
âwould ur parents ever let u date someone just curiousâ YALL I CALLED IT CALLED IT CALLED IT
âoh ok when ur 18 would u ever wanna like go out somewhereâ this is rly happening yâall I thought 2017 was supposed to b the wack ass year
yâall the fuckboy just snaptexted me âcan I ask u a questionâ $50 says itâs personal or like ab me n him or smth all bets now on the table
âwould ur parents ever let u date someone just curiousâ YALL I CALLED IT CALLED IT CALLED IT
yâall the fuckboy just snaptexted me âcan I ask u a questionâ $50 says itâs personal or like ab me n him or smth all bets now on the table
omg I am dying from laughter
ok but like real talk malark in last patrol is some real heart breaking shit

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ok I said soft ep but what I actually meant was everything except that last 10 min
oh I just noticed that they pre-picked shifty to go home and Welsh just pretended to lottery draw this is so adorable