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Potential buyers are advised not to think about what happens in this room when your back is turned and the light begins to fade.

The Sasquatch (or “Bigfoot”) inhabited the forests of the Pacific Northwest, until retiring to a bungalow in New Hampshire.

The agents are quietly confident that a recent missing persons case is on the verge of being solved.

Progress has been slow, but we’ve been assured he’ll be in the garden by the moving in date.

Some awful things must have happened on this toilet for the owners to have erected tidal defences.

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With intellects vast and unsympathetic, regarding us with envious eyes, slowly and surely the easy chairs drew their plans against us.

This was taken by Gert Voswinkel, officially the world’s tallest real estate agent.

If you’re the sort of person who doesn’t mind defecating in a kitchen, then you probably won’t mind doing it next to a large window either.

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A tragic scene. This is what happens when a smurf bursts.

Of the two options, “bless this house” is the more popular.

Special iPod speakers have been developed specifically to combat the effects of noisy flatulence.

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The scourge of real estate agent photographers: Opportunistic, attention-seeking trees.

Isn’t there an old saying about trying something twice then giving up because you can’t be bothered?

Reminiscent of the bathrooms in the Palace of Versailles, if the bathrooms in the Palace of Versailles had been decorated on a tight budget in the 1970s.

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