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The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

**edit: I MADE THIS FOR ME SO DON’T GET TRIGGERED BY IT. YOU CAN FOLLOW IT IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO**

HYGEINE:

- use nice shampoo & conditioner

- always use nice smelling body wash

- always wear perfume & deodorant

- always leave heat protectant in your hair

- wash your face two times a day. no exceptions!

- have a skincare routine that works for you

- keep nails perfect. that includes your toenails

- brush teeth two times a day. obviously

- whiten teeth every two weeks. (baking soda & lemon water works miracles)

- lotion every time you shower & when you need it. dry skin is disgusting

- apply chapstick in the morning & again before you sleep

- shave EVERYTHING when you shower. shave everytime or at least every other time

BODY:

- weigh less than 105lbs. anything more than that is absolutely disgusting

- hip bines

- tiny waist

- semi visible ribs

- THIGH GAP

- no arm flab

FASHION:

- always dress your best

- wear a skirt/dress once a week

- never leave your house in sweatpants

- never wear dirty clothes

- always be wearing cute underwear

SOCIAL:

- always be nice. kill people with kindess

- never kiss & tell

- talk more to that cute boy (or girl) you like

- try hanging out with people more

- take your time with people. show that you care

SCHOOL:

- never eat lunch alone

- always work hard in class

- never sleep in class

- always have a C or above

- never talk back to your teachers

- always get your homework done time

- study for AT LEAST one hour everyday. any less time is pathetic

EATING:

- never eat more that 1000 calories a day. any more is gross

- walk at least 10,000 steps everyday

- walk everywhere possible

- drink at least four bottles of water everyday

- stay busy/out of the house

- stay away from food

- always carry & use sugar free gum

- chew your food until you can no longer chew it

- eat slowly

- dont be a messy eater

- cut your portions in half & never finish your meals

- stick to your diet !!!

- log everything

- look at thinspo everyday & update your blog

- always fidget

ORGANIZING:

- plan everything

- use calendar, always

- your space should always be clean & tidy

- everything must be organized

- save your money

- plan what you’re going to spend your money on

- make a to-do list everyday

HOBBIES:

-read for 30 minutes everyday (creepypasta, ghost stories, etc..)

- keep on track with fandoms (spn, bands, etc..)

- always listen to music to stay happy

- watch things when possible

- draw everyday

- play favorite video games when possible (legend of zelda, kirby, mario, etc..)

- always be with your pets

- play guitar for at least 30 minutes everyday

- do fat burning yoga when possible

PARENTS:

- do what they say

- report what im doing & where i am if they want me to

- only talk when spoke to

- be a perfect daughter

- don’t be rude

HOME:

- do the dishes when possible. take out the trash. clean the house. make life easier for your parents

- clean room thoroughly once a week, but try to always keep it clean

OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS:

- exercise a minimum of 1 hour everyday. anything less is pathetic

- hair and makeup must be done at all times

- you cannot leave your house without hair and makeup done, even if that means being late

she once changed her username to have the d slur in it, and people bashed her for it because it’s “only for black lesbians”. SHE IS A LESBIAN SHE CAN SAY THE WORD DYKE FFS (slur discourse is counter productive and fucking stupid btw)

she is constantly accused of stealing the lesbian flag, accused of being aphobic despite recanting her statement from almost FIVE years ago and apologising. her bio literally says “i made the lesbian flag and have not known a day of peace since.”

she once said “no other flag creator has received this much scrutiny than the lesbian flag creator” (something along these lines) because HOW DARE a lesbian be anything but perfect.

this women is unemployed, mowing people’s lawns to pay rent with her girlfriend, and people are picking at intricacies to NOT donate to her when her flag is constantly used by huge companies like disney whilst she’s barely getting by.