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Parker: You gonna come to therapy with me?
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Parker: You gonna come to therapy with me?

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Shade: That's why you're the queen. Now come get in this hot bath with me.
Parker: Coming 🥂
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Shade: They wouldn't stand a chance.
Parker: Damn right they wouldn't.
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Shade: You won't have to, because you're the only one I "work" for. No one else can afford me.
Parker: Even if they could afford you, I'd like to see them try and get past me.
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Shade: And people think I've never worked for a dollar in my life.
Parker: You definitely know how to work it. I will vouch for you every time.

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Shade: After the show I put on, you'll wish you had hundreds.
Parker: Let's see if you can earn that.
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Shade: Nice save. I've got a striptease coming your way while our bath runs.
Parker: I've got twenties to shove in all kinds on inappropriate areas.
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Shade: You can't possibly mean that I'm not being distracting enough already.
Parker: Not as distracting as you are naked and covered in bubbles.
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Shade: I see you distracting me, but I don't care, because that is exactly what I want to do.
Parker: We could be distracting each other instead.
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Shade: I've never been good at baby steps.
Parker: That gives us time to smoke and maybe take a bath.

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Shade: The owe us that and then some. Let's get a charm for that while we're at it.
Parker: One step at a time. Today, our sanity. Tomorrow, the universe.
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Shade: We better get nothing but amazing things for the rest of our long and happy lives.
Parker: That would be the dream and whoever is currently running the joint owes us.
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Shade: The universe owes us already. I'm ready to collect.
Parker: Yeah. It'd be great if it stopped being a big bag of dicks.
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Shade: Another reason why the universe will be much better when we're the rulers.
Parker: The universe will thank us for putting it into safe hands.
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Shade: We'll make them give us at least half of their profits when they start to sell them. We don't need it, but they shouldn't keep it all since they're clearly not smart enough.
Parker: It seems pretty obvious, if you ask me. Honestly the idea should have been thought up a century ago but that just proves that great minds are rare.

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Shade: You've got me convinced. I won't believe anyone who tells me different.
Parker: If it hasn't been invented yet then they should thank us.
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Shade: Yeah, get your researching on. I'll track down one of those negaters around here. They need to answer why they didn't tell me about this sooner.
Parker: There are powers to infuse stuff with power so I don't see why they could work with a negater to infuse their power into some kind of charm.