ive only ever changed this header like three times

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

thinking about “you haven’t met all the people who will love you” and like!!! you also haven’t found all the things that will make you happy!!!! there will always be new authors and musicians and artists whose work you will one day discover and love!!!! there will always be new hobbies and skills for you to learn and feel fulfilled by!!! there will always be new things around the corner that will bring sudden and unexpected happiness!!!!!!!!!!!

i jest but in all seriousness hatoful boyfriend's reputation as a pigeon dating simulator for streamers to laugh at is my roman empire. it's sort of like if undertale's only legacy was as an obscure shitpost game with no substance or commentary or emotional depth and nuance. i mean. okay the two games aren't really comparable but that's what it feels like. To Me.

when i constantly tell people to play hatoful boyfriend i do it completely seriously. it's very dear to my heart. it's not perfect but nothing in this world is. it's a good game and i wish one of these days a big streamer would play it in its entirety and it'd get really popular and i'd finally have more people to talk to about nanaki's insane doomed yaoi situationship

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with relating to characters, “they’re literally me” etc but if that’s the only way you engage with stories you’re kinda missing the whole point of Characters being vehicles through which we can see perspectives outside of our own. and also you’re going to get upset when the Character acts in a way that is not Personally Relatable to You

If I see Deltarune in that Nintendo direct tomorrow while I’m still trying to recover from TADC ooooh that might just finish me

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"