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#ﾞ ᴍ ——— ❝ Oh, no no, no darling ! ❞ Mettaton is quick on his feet — surprisingly so for someone in heels — as he flaps his palms before the other. He's like a honing missile, scoffing as he snips his fingers as if he were cutting through straight paper.

Pinched; the two fingers clamped onto Rotom's hand lift him slightly, sticking them into a pose. He steps back, framing the Pokémon with his fingers as he measures it up. ❝ This simply WON'T do ! You need an outfit, stat. ❞

The TV star shakes his head, tutting as he pulls an office chair over. Fabulously, Metta leaps into it &. spins around with kicking legs until he reaches a desk. Immediately, he's hunched over, sticking a metal tongue out as he sketches.

Eureka ! — he's struck gold. With a humble turn, he radiates a smug aura with that simple smile glazed on his face.

❝ What is you opinion on strawberry dresses, darling ? ❞

Rotom chuckled nervously, admittedly a little flustered. Once the other is seated, Rotom begins to tap his fins together, fidgeting. He tilts to the side at the question, thinking for a moment. He never really wore much more than small accessories like ribbons tied to his arms, or stickers plastered all over his plastic casing. "Well, I've never tried wearing one. Or, any dress for that matter."

#ﾞ ᴊᴊ ——— ❝ 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 ? 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 ? ❞ It wasn’t rare for the mercenaries to find themselves in all sorts of mishaps –- especially on HALLOWEEN of all days . Merasmus sure did love his interstellar travels , &&. that applied to today as well .

Jeremy had been separated from RED team this Scream Fortress &&. had not been retrieved since the spell was cast by the wizard . That’s fine , he doesn’t need them anyway .

Stupid Soldier &&. his stupid pizza , Scout kicks a rock as he scans the distorted surroundings around him . We wouldn’t be here if that dumbass didn’t do nothing about Merasmus at the door . Asshole .

❝ &&. NOW LOOK WHERE W’ARE ! ❞ he growls out loud , deep down hoping that Solly would somehow be able to hear his yelling in this ... void ? Hands sink into his pockets while he mumbles curses under his breath before the sound of movement causes the youngest mercenary to tense .

❝ Great . Just great . &&. now there’s a freak here w’me too . Great . ❞

–ULTRA RECON SQUAD – ZOSSIE

The Nihilego had no doubt noticed them with that move, causing Zossie to shout out.

"Oh bloody HELL! I should've KNOWN you were overselling it!" She hissed, her glare evident despite being obscured. "Now I'm gonna have to battle the damn thing first cause it's guard is up! Great going, I don't know jack SHIT about pokemon battles!"

She sighs deeply, directing her attention to Solgaleo instead of wasting all her energy on Scout. "Solgaleo! Use Zen Headbutt!"

The Sunne Pokemon readies itself, a colorful, pinkish aura surrounding it's mane before it rams straight into the Nihilego, landing a supereffective hit. Zossie's expression changes to something more competitive, beginning to see the advantage she was at.

Nihilego attempts to hit Solgaleo with a Power Gem, large pieces of rubble lifting from the ground as bright beams are shot at Solgaleo. It's knocked back, but it just lets out another loud ROAR in response.

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#ﾞ ᴊ ——— ❝ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓’𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐔𝐋𝐓 ... ❞ Scout whines , looking to his hands for an answer –- he doesn’t find one .

❝ That’s not my fault ! Yer dumb ball was rigged ! It’s nothin’ like throwin’ a baseball , so save it for when we’re NOT about t’be toasted fried ! ❞ An accused swipe of his index finger as Jeremy points at Zossie , he squawks desperately like a baby bird craving feeding from it’s mother . He hates being blamed for things he didn’t do , &&. Zossie isn’t helping with that right now ! ❝ Just what th’hell do you plan to do , anyway ? If that ball was our only hope , &&. you don’t know how to fight -- ❞

❝ Yer complaining about how I’VE screwed us over , but here YOU are not knowin’ what the fu -- ❞ Before he can finish , his balance is lopsided with a stumble backwards as the battle outbreaks . Jeremy yelps as he falls onto his behind , scrambling backwards as Solgaleo roars . He’s fought Yetis , he’s fought and almost died to bears yet this remains the scariest experience he’s ever had !