Confirmed

was i the only one who thought the lick was on the face and not the hand? i’ve been sweating all day waiting for the video

i just saw the podcast video and i’m literally pissing myself with the restaurant clapping story!!! phil is so funny omg his mind!

the fuck was the “our friend” part about anthony padilla??????

it’s been more than a month and dan saying “we woke up in the same bed” made me giggle like a teen

the brain lag/truck story was so funny omg

they’ve already talked so much about their relationship and it’s been a month and yet— the second dan called phil babe i felt such a whiplash

phil really wants to get pregnant

my parasocial ass was clenching thinking they might vague mention ch*rlie like that’s such ancient history that’s been repressed but i live for the drama!!!

i want to see Dans expression now bc I, too, gasped out loud when Phil said he filmed a video with the model guy!

dan being wildly jealous for 30 minutes was not what i needed to hear at 6:30 am

i almost lost my entire shit with the prosthetic dog part tbh

can’t believe zoe and alfie are still together??? idk why i had the mandela effect that they separated or disappeared like years ago