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Anal eyes analyze anal lies

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

I will forever love simple, domestic things let’s bake together, go grocery shopping, drive around, just spend time together

I mean I know I’m a hypocrite I just think no one else should be

If I could be anything in the world, I would choose to be yours.

what does it mean when a guy says hi to you 

he’s lying

not to sound like a soft bitch but i’m really in the mood to fall asleep in someone’s arms

the sad truth is…men be sexy sometimes

FUCK, MAN! FUCK!!!!

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

Yeah I’m sad and depressed but at least I’m not racist or homophobic

Reblog if teenage mitosis was literally SO embarassing for you

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,