Pixietm

❝ And {name}, watch your back. ❞ ❝ Your special girl? ❞ ❝ No sign of her yet. ❞ ❝ Until then, you can’t be rude. ❞ ❝ The room is filled with lovely young ladies. ❞ ❝ Find someone wonderful to dance with while you wait. ❞ ❝ Remember, not a word. ❞ ❝ Will you dance with me? ❞ ❝ You know, I promised my mother I’d find myself a bride tonight. And I never break a promise. ❞ ❝ It appears my son is enamored with your daughter. ❞ ❝ I guess what I’m asking is, will you marry me? ❞ ❝ Are you asking for my daughter’s hand in marriage? ❞ ❝ That’s very flattering, but I must ask. Do you love her? ❞ ❝ I love her with all my heart. ❞ ❝ Thank you, Your Highness. You’ve been very helpful. ❞ ❝ What day should we get married, big boy? ❞ ❝ Who cares? ❞ ❝ You’ve already pledged your love to my daughter! ❞ ❝ Bye-bye, sweetie-pie! ❞ ❝ What a pretty picture. ❞ ❝ Let’s see how brave you are without the crystal. ❞ ❝ Aren’t you forgetting something? ❞ ❝ All yours, my little sparrow. As promised. ❞ ❝ A futile legend, wasn’t it? You beating me. ❞ ❝ Come to discuss your wedding plans, boy? ❞ ❝ I believe it’s your move. ❞ ❝ Wait. She’s still alive. ❞ ❝ So, what are you afraid of? ❞ ❝ Come and get me. I’m right here. ❞ ❝ The girl! ❞ ❝ I’ve got a serious situation here! ❞ ❝ I don’t like to rush around. It’s bad for the digestion. ❞ ❝ Now, for the girl. ❞ ❝ I don’t think so, birdbrain. ❞ ❝ Cute. The Three Musketeers. ❞ ❝ Leave the girl. Your battle is with me. ❞ ❝ You don’t know when to give up, do you, boy? ❞ ❝ Did you really think a puny little human could stop me? ❞ ❝ Not a bad deal! Two for one! ❞ ❝ At last, this world is mine! ❞ ❝ The crystal’s power isn’t gone! ❞ ❝ The legend, it must be true love! ❞ ❝ {name} tricked me. It’s you I love. If you’ll have me? ❞ ❝ I still can’t believe we’re here. Or that you saved this enchanted forest. ❞ ❝ A friend once told me you’re braver than you think. ❞ ❝ First, I have one very important question, young man. ❞ ❝ How many layers for the wedding cake? ❞ ❝ And can it have a lot of those frosting flowers? ❞ ❝ Did they all live happily ever after? ❞ ❝ Hey! Doesn’t anybody care that I am allergic to dust? ❞ ❝ You think you’ve got problems. ❞ ❝ Will you come see me race tomorrow? ❞ ❝ Wouldn’t miss it. ❞

❝ Meaning his royal cuteness. ❞ ❝ What? That’s not fair! ❞ ❝ No, but the legend cannot be altered. ❞ ❝ You realize true love is very rare. ❞ ❝ Alone they are two, but together they are one. ❞ ❝ That kind of selfless love has awesome power. ❞ ❝ A ball? At a time like this? ❞ ❝ But he’s the prince. I’m just a girl from the village. ❞ ❝ Do you know what I see? Kindness, laughter, bravery...all worth more than any treasure a king could possess. ❞ ❝ I may not have many powers left, but... ❞ ❝ I suppose it doesn’t matter...that I don’t know the first thing about dancing in a ball. ❞ ❝ Nah. Not a bit. We’ll teach you. ❞ ❝ Dancing is my middle name! May I? ❞ ❝ I love it...but I’m just having a little trouble seeing the romantic part... ❞ ❝ Come on. We can’t let {name} win. We just can’t. ❞ ❝ Hmm. What would my cousin say to that? ❞ ❝ Hey! Watch where you poke that. ❞ ❝ Do you remember the crown you wanted? ❞ ❝ Daddy, that’s my third-favorite necklace. ❞ ❝ It’s magic now. Every time the prince sees you, he’ll see his true love...that silly {name} girl. ❞ ❝ So, then you can trick him...into declaring his love for you. ❞ ❝ Are diamonds a girl’s best friend? ❞ ❝ Once the prince swears his love to you, the powers of the magic crystal will be lost...❞ ❝ I will be the one and only ruler...❞ ❝ And I’ll be the most stylish creature in it. ❞ ❝ And after that who knows what worlds we can conquer? ❞ ❝ Perhaps we’ll take a liking to the royal palace. ❞ ❝ It gives me chills to be back here. ❞ ❝ Still alive, but under a magic spell. ❞ ❝ Maybe there’s an entrance near the roof. ❞ ❝ So, we’re just supposed to hang out here and watch? ❞ ❝ Aye. Don’t even ask. ❞ ❝ The ravens are everywhere, and worse, they’re hungry. ❞ ❝ A future bride, I hope. ❞ ❝ Well, now that’s wonderful! ❞ ❝ I want you to introduce us the minute she arrives. ❞ ❝ You? Come on. There are probably a dozen hunters in the village ready to shoot a perfect swan. ❞ ❝ I remember. It’s a tough crowd. ❞ ❝ It has to be me, because then {name} will see he’s being tricked. ❞ ❝ Hmm. You’ve got a point. ❞ ❝ Use the crystal to open the rock at the waterfall. ❞ ❝ Good luck, my dear. ❞

❝ Are you kidding? We’ve been looking the whole night. ❞ ❝ Ugly. Aaah! I have nothing to wear! ❞ ❝ I’m getting that crystal if I have to rip the crown right off her head. ❞ ❝ Crown? I don’t have one of those. ❞ ❝ Why don’t you just destroy her, Daddy? ❞ ❝ Now that that girl’s a creature of the forest, even the magic crystal can’t protect her from a human. ❞ ❝ Shh. You’ll wake her. ❞ ❝ All right. Go on, go on. Take the shot. Take the shot! ❞ ❝ What are you...Ohh! What are you waiting for? ❞ ❝ How did you get here, uh, Your Highness? ❞ ❝ Humans are such fools! ❞ ❝ Oh, no! Ugh! Much too yesterday. ❞ ❝ Mm. Now, rubies and diamonds...now we’re talking. ❞ ❝ I just need a few of mis amigos. ❞ ❝ One arrow from a human. That’s all it would have taken. ❞ ❝ You wanted me to kill her. ❞ ❝ You’re a hunter, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ Why else would I lure you here? ❞ ❝ Now, of course, you’re useless. ❞ ❝ You can save him. Give me your crown and I’ll leave him alone. ❞ ❝ You obviously have no idea...with whom you’re dealing. ❞ ❝ That’s it! Let her rip! ❞ ❝ Aaah! Ooh! You are all roadkill. ❞ ❝ I wanna go home! Now! ❞ ❝ Don’t worry. You just need a bath with some... ❞ ❝ What am I. a salad? ❞ ❝ Ugh! A long bath. ❞ ❝ As long as I wear the crystal, I am protected. I wasn’t really in danger. ❞ ❝ {name}, tomorrow night my mother is throwing a royal ball. Will you come with me? ❞ ❝ Oh. It’s nearly dawn. ❞ ❝ {name}, I...I can’t. ❞ ❝ I don’t know why but somehow I’m connected to the magic crystal.❞ ❝ I need to stay here to help them. ❞ ❝ He’s too powerful. He’ll do to you what he’s done to us. ❞ ❝ I couldn’t stand it if {name} hurt you to get at me. ❞ ❝ Do you really want to help me? ❞ ❝ Then find my family. Tell them I’m all right and I’ll be home soon. ❞ ❝ Please, {name}. For me? ❞ ❝ I’m safe as long as I have the crystal. ❞ ❝ I’ll go, but only if you promise to come to the castle. ❞ ❝ No. I’ll come tomorrow night. I promise. ❞ ❝ They’re looking for their youngest daughter. She’s gone missing. ❞ ❝ You..and the prince! I knew it! ❞

❝ Oh! I’m getting a migraine. ❞ ❝ You really think she has something special, don’t you? ❞ ❝ En garde, birdbrain. ❞ ❝ It’s just I....I’m not brave like you. ❞ ❝ Look, {name}. Now this is pathetic. ❞ ❝ A little bird whispered in my ear that some human girl freed the magic crystal. ❞ ❝ Feathers a bit ruffled, {name}? ❞ ❝ Ooh! My days are numbered. I’m shaking in my boots. ❞ ❝ And here I thought unicorns were...shy. ❞ ❝ Look at the great hero of the forest. ❞ ❝ We came as quickly as we could. ❞ ❝ This crown will protect you. ❞ ❝ Ah. Queen of Nothing. ❞ ❝ He can do nothing more to you as long as you wear the crystal. ❞ ❝ You still think you can interfere with my destiny. ❞ ❝ Mine! Just as it always should have been. ❞ ❝ Why don’t you save us all a lot of trouble and hand over the crown? ❞ ❝ And see you destroy the rest of our home? Never. ❞ ❝ This girl’s days are over. ❞ ❝ Go, {name}. You can do nothing here. ❞ ❝ What’s going on? What about my pillow? ❞ ❝ Daddy, wait! ❞ ❝ Oh! Did you see his face? ❞ ❝ Uh, yeah, well, he did score a few points. ❞ ❝ My powers weren’t strong enough to break {name}’s spell completely. ❞ ❝ I don’t wanna be a swan for the rest of my life. ❞ ❝ You realize once the sun rises tomorrow... ❞ ❝ I can’t go home like this. ❞ ❝ I have to find a way to break the spell. ❞ ❝ There must be some secret to stopping {name}. ❞ ❝ A vicious beast. Hold on. I’ll protect you. ❞ ❝ Danger? Troll? I’m your girl. ❞ ❝ Uh, but look! Danger at every corner. ❞ ❝ I think it’s filled with wonders and adventure. ❞ ❝ So, exactly how scary are we talking about? ❞ ❝ Oh, and they eat human flesh. ❞ ❝ Uh, but I’m sure that’s just a rumor. ❞ ❝ Hey. You’re braver than you think. ❞ ❝ Did you find her? ❞ ❝ I don’t know you and you really don’t wanna know me. ❞ ❝ Oh, it’s an act to keep out the riffraff, you know? ❞ ❝ Oh, sit down. Make yourselves at home. ❞ ❝ Uh, what can I get ya? Tea? Scones? Cake? ❞ ❝ If I get zapped with one more defective wand, I’m gonna scream. ❞

❝ Mm. I can’t sleep. The bed’s all bumpy. ❞ ❝ I remember my first sleep-away camp. ❞ ❝ It takes a day or two to get used to things. ❞ ❝ But you were looking forward to race day tomorrow. ❞ ❝ It wouldn’t be the same without you. We’d really miss you. ❞ ❝ Well, that’d the constellation Cygnus. It’s a swan. ❞ ❝ Did you know there was once a girl who turned into a swan? ❞ ❝ {Name}, you’re a wonderful dancer. You should go to the village dances with your sister. ❞ ❝ And have everybody stare at me? I...I couldn’t. ❞ ❝ Make it chocolate chip. That’s my favorite. ❞ ❝ Mmm. Chocolate chip. ❞ ❝ Any faster and you’ll be flying. ❞ ❝ Come on. I’m heading out again. You’ll love it. ❞ ❝ More target practice? ❞ ❝ I came to give you these. They’re all responses from princesses coming to the royal ball. ❞ ❝ You need to pick a bride. ❞ ❝ I want to spend my golden years spoiling my grandchildren. ❞ ❝ Mother, you know I’ll marry someday, but first I wanna do so much...explore,travel.  ❞ ❝ Wait! You’ll hurt it! ❞ ❝ Got it! A real unicorn! This should fetch a pretty price, eh? ❞ ❝ Easy for you to say. You’re not getting strangled. ❞ ❝ Now, are you gonna stand around with your mouth open or cut me loose? ❞ ❝ Hang on. I’ll, uh, cut it with something. ❞ ❝ No! No, no! Somebody stop her! ❞ ❝ And you, you know better than to venture into the human world. ❞ ❝ A creature from the Enchanted Forest can be... ❞ ❝ I know, killed by a human. ❞ ❝ What am I going to do with you? ❞ ❝ I thought there might be something in the village to fight ol’ birdbrain. ❞ ❝ What’s your name, my dear? ❞ ❝ Well, {name}, do you know what you have in your hand? ❞ ❝ The magic crystal belongs to you now. ❞ ❝ To her? How is she gonna save us? ❞ ❝ You must have me mixed up with somebody else. ❞ ❝ When the time came for our uncle, the king, to choose his successor...he picked me instead of my cousin. ❞ ❝ Now a master of the dark arts, he began taking over the forest, piece by piece. ❞ ❝ With every prisoner he takes, {name}’s powers grow stronger. ❞ ❝ But nobody has ever been able to pull the crystal from the tree, {name}, until today.  ❞ ❝ Well, she doesn’t look like much to me, but...maybe. ❞ ❝ Wait! Please! You have the wrong girl. I can’t be the one. ❞ ❝ I haven’t overcome anybody in my life. ❞ ❝ {name}, please. We can’t force her. The dangers are enormous. ❞ ❝ It’s over. Over! Done. Finished. ❞

❝ Nice to see you again. ❞ ❝ Going somewhere? ❞ ❝ Now who has nowhere to go? ❞ ❝ Yeah, nowhere to go, but through you! ❞ ❝ He’s kind, intelligent, and my best friend. ❞ ❝ Mother, it’s {name} I want to marry. ❞ ❝ I want you to be happy, but it is our duty to take care of our people first. ❞ ❝ I can do that. I found something very interesting in the mine. ❞ ❝ I can’t convince you to stay? ❞ ❝ {name}, I... ❞ ❝ All my life I’ve dreamed of being free. ❞ ❝ Now my debt’s been paid, thanks to {name}. ❞ ❝ Where will you go? ❞ ❝ Everywhere. I want to sing, see the world. ❞ ❝ Then I hope you’ll take this with you. ❞ ❝ I couldn’t.... ❞ ❝ It was meant for you. ❞ ❝ No promises? ❞ ❝ I’ll take my chances. ❞ ❝ Sometimes being free means choosing not to go, but to stay. ❞ ❝ And you’re always free to believe. ❞ ❝ When you find the place that your heart belongs. You’ll never leave. ❞ ❝ You and I will always be celebrating life together. ❞ ❝ I know I have found a friend forevermore. ❞ ❝ Love is like a melody. One that I will always treasure. ❞ ❝ Courage is the key that opens every door. ❞ ❝ Though you may not know where your gifts may lead. And it may not show at the start.❞ ❝ When you live your dream, you’ll find destiny is written in your heart.❞ ❝ Uh, not quite sure this is a good idea. ❞ ❝ Uh, can you get my agent on the phone? ❞ ❝ My, you’re attractive. ❞ ❝ And can I get a hair dryer over here? ❞ ❝ Aren’t you pleasant to the eye, you reflection you? ❞ ❝ Looking at me? Lucky me. ❞ ❝ Ha ha, sorry. Ha ha ha. ❞ ❝ How romantic, right? ❞

❝ My daughter. My poor daughter. ❞ ❝ What do they take us for? Fools? ❞ ❝ Trying to marry you off to a mere pauper. ❞ ❝ The sooner we leave, the happier I will be. ❞ ❝ You can’t bring my daughter back. ❞ ❝ But I can provide the answer to saving your kingdom. ❞ ❝ Well, your good luck has departed. ❞ ❝ Yes, marry me. For how could you refuse? ❞ ❝ It’s hopeless. I’m sorry, {name} . ❞ ❝ Do you know why I didn’t want to marry the king? ❞ ❝ You weren’t ready to get married. ❞ ❝ No, I was in love with somebody else. ❞ ❝ My best friend, the man who’s taught me so much. ❞ ❝ But I’m not a king. I can’t give you what he can. ❞ ❝ A rock? ❞ ❝ We’ll get out of here somehow. I promise. ❞ ❝ You are going down there? ❞ ❝ A cat always lands on his feet. Even one that barks. ❞ ❝ Hello? Anybody up there!? ❞  ❝ No. let me go! ❞ ❝ Thought you could escape,did ya? ❞ ❝ I’ll lock her up. ❞ ❝ I’m to take her to the castle. ❞ ❝ Queen;s orders. ❞ ❝ Smile,my dear. You’re about to become my queen.❞ ❝ Only to save my people. Your fortune will help them all. ❞ ❝ Hey! I guess I deserved that. ❞ ❝ {name} ! I need to explain.  ❞ ❝ I don’t believe you’re the person {name} says you are. ❞ ❝ You do love disguises, don’t you? ❞ ❝ Come. We need to hurry. ❞ ❝ Do you, {name}, take this woman to be your bride? ❞ ❝ Yes. How could I refuse? ❞ ❝ And do you, my queen, take this man to be your husband? ❞ ❝ I…uh, I...I d-- ❞ ❝ Stop the wedding, Mother! ❞ ❝ But she’s dead, Your Highness. The imposter must’ve escaped. ❞ ❝ Ohh, it is you. Oh, my darling...❞ ❝ It’s the princess. She’s back. Thank goodness. ❞ ❝ It’s the princess. She’s alive! ❞ ❝ But, where were you? I thought... ❞ ❝ What he wanted you to think. ❞ ❝ Guards! Take him! ❞ ❝ He can’t get away. He won’t get away.  ❞

❝ Can you tell my heart is speaking? My eyes will give you clues. ❞ ❝ What you see may be deceiving. Truth lies underneath the skin. ❞ ❝ Hope will blossom by believing. The heart that lies within. ❞ ❝ Who can promise what will be? ❞ ❝ Together we shall always be as one. ❞ ❝ But I’ll stay by your side. As long as you love me for me. ❞ ❝ The prettiest sunset I’ve ever seen. ❞ ❝ There’s something about you. You’re honest, no pretenses. I like that. ❞ ❝ Honest, no pretenses?  ❞ ❝ And I think I’m falling in love with the king. ❞ ❝ Why, it’s our missing little feline. With an attitude. ❞ ❝ Oh yes, I never liked cats. ❞ ❝ Hmm. The princess’s ring...How odd. ❞ ❝ May be the answer to our mystery. ❞ ❝ Princess? ❞ ❝ {name}, what’s gotten into you? ❞ ❝ Come quickly, princess. You can tell me everything on the way to the castle. ❞ ❝ What are we doing here? ❞ ❝ Taking a little side trip, Princess. ❞ ❝ You were behind this! ❞ ❝ Very clever, finding a double to fool the queen. ❞ ❝ But not quite clever enough. Checkmate! I win. ❞ ❝ Nice to see you again, Your Highness. Watch your step. ❞ ❝ I don’t. Understand, {name}. Why would you do this? ❞ ❝ Still underestimating me? Isn’t that just like a royal. ❞ ❝ He was going to marry you. ❞ ❝ Now he’s got a new bride in mind. ❞ ❝ Your mother is a very handsome woman. ❞ ❝ How sad they’ll be when they discover you’ve died in a tragic accident.  ❞ ❝ They’ll never give up looking for the princess. ❞ ❝ Oh, I think they will...when I show them this. ❞ ❝ Oh, that’s funny. ❞ ❝ We have to stop him. ❞ ❝ Put a little muscle behind it! ❞ ❝ The kingdoms will officially joined after the wedding tomorrow. ❞ ❝ Are you ready, darling? ❞ ❝ Ready? Ha ha. Well… Uh... ❞ ❝ For my bride to be... ❞ ❝ Grab her! She’s an imposter! ❞ ❝ She’s a fake. A common pauper. ❞ ❝ Are you telling me I don’t know my own daughter? ❞ ❝ And what proof do you have of this ridiculous story? ❞ ❝ But I never hurt her or anybody else. ❞ ❝ Unbelievable! It’s...it’s an outrage! ❞

❝ You are speaking to Princess {name} . Let me through!❞ ❝ I said move along! Now! ❞ ❝ What’re you doing here?❞ ❝ I beg your pardon. ❞ ❝ Not another word! You’re coming with me.❞ ❝ Not done yet? ❞ ❝ If you weren’t such a lazy cow, those dresses would be finished by now.❞ ❝ How dare you speak to her that way? ❞ ❝ How dare I? H-h-how dare I? Just, who do you think you are?❞ ❝ That’s a hoot. ❞ ❝ You’ve got to change a lot more than your hair to look like the princess. ❞ ❝ Why, me and the princess are close personal friends. ❞ ❝ Now shut up and get back to work. ❞ ❝ I’m warning you, if you’re going to treat your seamstresses this way, we’ll take our royal business elsewhere. ❞ ❝ You’re warning me? ❞ ❝ We’ll see your attitude change by morning. ❞ ❝ You’re not coming out till every dress is finished, {name} ! ❞ ❝ Take this to the castle. When somebody sees the label, it’ll lead them here.❞ ❝ This is going to be a long night. ❞ ❝ I thought I was dreaming, but I’m not. ❞ ❝ We’ve got to act like we live here. We can’t give ourselves away.❞ ❝ Be a princess, be a princess. ❞ ❝ Ahhh! I may never come out. ❞ ❝ What’s wrong {name} ? Are you sick? Something in your throat? ❞ ❝ I wish you could see the you I see. ❞ ❝ Everyone’ll know I’m a fake. ❞ ❝ They’ll throw me in the dungeon in two seconds flat. ❞ ❝ Why aren’t you here? ❞ ❝ What’s this stupid cat doing here? ❞ ❝ Well, a thousand apologies, my lady. ❞ ❝ I see. So rare that you’re apart. ❞ ❝ I hope his bark is bigger than his bite. ❞ ❝ I’m sure you’re wondering why I disguised myself as a page. ❞ ❝ I wanted to meet you without all this--this ceremony, to get to know the real you.❞ ❝ I will, if the princess agrees to sing with me. ❞ ❝ Sing with you? A. No no. I couldn’t. ❞ ❝ Something tells me you have a wonderful voice. ❞ ❝ Once a lass met a lad. You’re a gentle one, said she.❞ ❝ In my heart, I’d be glad if you loved me for me. ❞ ❝ You say your love is true. And I hope that it will be. ❞ ❝ I’d be sure if I knew that you loved me for me. ❞ ❝ Could I be the one you’re seeking? ❞ ❝ Will I be the one you choose? ❞

❝ Do keep a grip and never crack. ❞ ❝ Stiff upper lip and arch the back. ❞ ❝ Bend from above and always wear your gloves. And wave! ❞ ❝ Breathing gently, stepping lightly, smile brightly, nod politely. ❞ ❝ Never show a thing you feel inside. ❞ ❝ Sit for a portrait, never squirm. ❞ ❝ Speak and be clever, never at a loss for words. ❞ ❝ Curtsy to every count and lord. ❞ ❝ Sing lullabies and always harmonize in thirds. ❞ ❝ And she has beautiful eyes, your spirits rise. When she walks in the room. ❞ ❝ She’s like a rose that’s forever in bloom. ❞ ❝ Be prepared, whatever royal life will bring. ❞ ❝ There’s a time and place and way for everything. ❞ ❝ To be a princess is to always use your head. ❞ ❝ I am sorry. I should not have run away. ❞ ❝ Promise me you’ll never do it again. ❞ ❝ I still think we should cancel the wedding. ❞ ❝ Uh, yes, but an agreement is an agreement. ❞ ❝ The wedding is back on! ❞ ❝ Uh, tomorrow? ❞ ❝ And then only a few short days before the wedding. ❞ ❝ Who let this mangy beast in here? ❞ ❝ Everything alright, {name} ? ❞ ❝ What’ve you got there, boy? ❞ ❝ Uh, uh, of course, Your Majesty. ❞ ❝ Help! Help! Please! Help me! ❞ ❝ How did she escape? ❞ ❝ Who? The princess, you moron! ❞ ❝ Aren’t you sleeping, Princess? ❞ ❝ Now, boss, you don’t want to wake her up do you? ❞ ❝ She’s a royal. ❞ ❝ She’s a royal all right! A royal pain in my behind.❞ ❝ Who interrupts my slipper?❞ ❝ Get out of that bed. ❞ ❝ I can figure out how the princess escaped you fools. ❞ ❝ But why didn’t she tell the queen she’d been captured? ❞ ❝ I must solve this princess puzzle if I’m to be king. ❞ ❝ Looking for something, {name} ? ❞ ❝ How can you be king? ❞ ❝ You’re the tutor. You’re supposed to have all the answers. ❞ ❝ If you’re the princess, I’m the king. ❞ ❝ But I am the princess. ❞ ❝ What princess? ❞ ❝ Now move along before I lose my temper. ❞

❝ It doesn’t add up. Why would she run away? ❞ ❝ Why don’t you see for yourself. ❞ ❝ Lilac...Where did you find this? ❞ ❝ On the princess’s desk. ❞ ❝ Perhaps I can help you look for her. ❞ ❝ Why don’t you stick to your books, schoolboy! Wouldn’t that be fun! ❞ ❝ Lilac? ❞ ❝ She never scented her stationery with lilac. It was always rose.❞ ❝ Are you looking for a gown for a special lady? ❞ ❝ I can assure you, you will find only the finest at Madame Carp’s. ❞ ❝ I don’t believe it. The princess sent for me. ❞ ❝ I’m going to sing at the castle. Me! ❞ ❝ But I’m not ready. I have to rehearse. ❞ ❝ I better change my dress. ❞ ❝ What am I talking about? I only have one dress. ❞ ❝ Wait, isn’t that why you’re here? ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, but no. ❞ ❝ The princess is missing. And I need you to help me find her. ❞ ❝ Me? Well, what can I do? ❞ ❝ Pretend to be Princess {name}. ❞ ❝ Are you out of your mind? ❞ ❝ If you pretend to be the princess, just for a short while, I can trick {name} into revealing where he’s hiding her.❞ ❝ Pretend to be royalty? ❞ ❝ I could get thrown in prison, or worse! ❞ ❝ As can I, but... ❞ ❝ She’s in real trouble, isn’t she? ❞ ❝ A girl like me... ❞ ❝ Count me in. ❞ ❝ Would you look at the size of this place? ❞ ❝ The likeness is remarkable. ❞ ❝ Except for my hair. ❞ ❝ I’ve thought of that. ❞ ❝ Blonde in a box! ❞ ❝ Um {name} ? We’re just missing one teeny, tiny detail. ❞ ❝ I don’t know a thing about being a princess. ❞ ❝ Leave that to me. ❞ ❝ It’s all here in the Princess’s Book of Etiquette. ❞ ❝ Stay present, stay pleasant, stay proud. ❞ ❝ To maintain a regal gate. Leave the parsley on your plate. ❞ ❝ And be charming but detached ad yet amused. ❞ ❝ Do a plie and never fall. ❞ ❝ Don’t ever stray form protocol. ❞ ❝ All through the day.There’s just one way you must behave. ❞

❝ It’s cold and wet, yet still I get an omelet on my plate. ❞ ❝ But in my head I’m back in bed snuggled up and sleeping late. ❞ ❝ And she serves them on a silver tray and she brings the cookie tin. ❞ ❝ But I’d rather be in my library. Reading science books all day. ❞ ❝ I wear the gown without my crown and dance around my room. ❞ ❝ And imagine life without the strife of an unfamiliar groom. ❞ ❝ But I’d never let my mother know. I wouldn’t want to disappoint her ❞ ❝ A heart that beats. A voice that speaks the truth. Yes, I am a girl like you. ❞ ❝ Look who’s a long way from the palace. ❞ ❝ Don’t get any ideas, {name}. ❞ ❝ I don’t get these nails filed for nothing. ❞ ❝ I’m warning you. Leave her alone! ❞ ❝ Or you’ll do what? Spit a hairball at me? ❞ ❝ I don’t think we run around in the same circles, but perhaps we could change that. ❞ ❝ Did I just hear your cat bark? ❞ ❝ He, uh, has a style all his own. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, Your Highness. We should be getting back.❞ ❝ One day you must sing for us at the palace. ❞ ❝ I’ll send someone for you. ❞ ❝ Good-bye {name}. I won’t forget. ❞ ❝ Cat got your tongue? Come on, boy. ❞ ❝ I may be dainty, but I’m still a feline.  ❞ ❝ Our job is to capture the princess. ❞ ❝ Allow me to demonstrate, dimwit. ❞ ❝ Come here, girl. Come here, kitty. ❞ ❝ That certainly wasn’t called for! ❞ ❝ I command you to unlock this door! ❞ ❝ Signed, sealed, and delivered, Master {name}. ❞ ❝ Does she know I’m behind this? ❞ ❝ Keep her here until the wedding to {name} is canceled. ❞ ❝ Then we’ll see whom the princess marries. ❞ ❝ Oh, he is nasty. Just like his dog. ❞ ❝ Think you could get me up to the roof? ❞ ❝ Just count to three. ❞ ❝ A girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do. ❞ ❝ I am simply not going to look at myself. ❞ ❝ Where could she be? She wasn’t at breakfast. ❞ ❝ Is that something on her desk, Your Majesty? ❞ ❝ Well, this is dreadful! ❞ ❝ We have to find her. She could be hurt. ❞ ❝ Well, I’ll send out search parties at once, Your Majesty. ❞ ❝ I’m sure she couldn’t have gotten far. ❞ ❝ This is an outrage. The most grievous insult. ❞ ❝ I insist we cancel the wedding. If the princess does not return by the end of the day.  ❞

❝ Even though she treats me coldly. It’s a sign of inner fire. For inside, she’s thinking, “ How can I refuse? “  ❞ ❝ Except for this one, uh, little problem, uh, boss. ❞ ❝ What?! Making a decision without me? Who does she think she is? ❞ ❝ Well, she is the queen. She’s got a crown and a scepter and sits in her big fancy chair. ❞ ❝ Silencio! No! I won’t let go. ❞ ❝ It’s a temporary setback, It’s a momentary loss.❞ ❝ But conveniently my ego doesn’t bruise. ❞ ❝ You can bet your bullion there’ll be no “ I do’s “ ❞ ❝ When our ceremony’s over I will rise and take the throne. ❞ ❝ And that nitwit {name} can kiss my shoes. ❞ ❝ For the kingdom and the castle will be mine and mine alone. ❞ ❝ If the crown should fit, how can I refuse? ❞ ❝ So get ready with the roses and stand by with the champagne. ❞ ❝ When you’ve got a brilliant plan you never lose. ❞ ❝ It’s a thankless job but how can I refuse? ❞ ❝ Oh please, Having delusions again, {name} ? ❞ ❝ Oooh, Lose a tooth, {name} ? ❞ ❝ Ya better hope ya got nine lives, {name}. Cause you’re gonna need ‘ em all.  ❞ ❝ Perfect timing!  ❞ ❝ Pretty but not considered valuable. ❞ ❝ Well done, Your Highness. ❞ ❝ Your Highness? Why the sudden formality? It’s just me. ❞ ❝ Apparently, the ambassador has arrived with a gift for you. ❞ ❝ The ambassador! He’s here already? ❞ ❝ May I inquire, Your Excellency, if you’ve set a date for the wedding? ❞ ❝ Will a week from today do? ❞ ❝ Next week! ❞ ❝ Ah! A most wise and thoughtful decision, Your Majesty. ❞ ❝ So happy. Free to do whatever they want. ❞ ❝ I’m sure he’ll be...suitable. ❞ ❝ I know it’s the right thing to marry him, but sometimes I wish... ❞ ❝ {name} you’re going to need your cape. ❞ ❝ There’s nothing like some fresh air and a change of scenery. ❞ ❝ Ahh! It feels so good to be outside the castle walls. ❞ ❝ So, which one was your house? ❞ ❝ When your spirits rides on the winds of hope. You’ll find your wings.❞ ❝ Wait! I earned that. ❞ ❝ Did you really think you could make a living as a singer? ❞ ❝ Get back to work girl, or there’ll be trouble. ❞ ❝ What a beautiful song. ❞ ❝ Thanks! My mom taught it to me. ❞ ❝ Aren’t you supposed to be inside the castle? ❞ ❝ I’m savoring a first and last taste of freedom before getting married next week... ❞

❝ Princess {name} would have only the finest.❞ ❝ Her parents loved her every bit as much as the king and queen loved the princess.❞ ❝ They worried, They were so poor, how would they be able to care for their little daughter?❞ ❝ The princess learned her royal duties.❞ ❝ While {name} worked long and hard as a seamstress.❞ ❝ With lives so different, it wasn't surprising that {name} and {name} never met.❞ ❝ But fate decreed they would.❞ ❝ We have twenty, maximum twenty-two minutes, for your royal fitting.❞ ❝ After that we have to rush and I mean rush, to the Horticultural Society Tea.❞ ❝ All my life I've always wanted to have one day just for me.❞ ❝ Not waking up with a pile of work on every shelf.❞ ❝ And no debt to pay.❞ ❝ What do you think I'm running here? A cabaret?❞ ❝ I would have said a debtors prison.❞ ❝ You'll be working for me for another thirty-seven years.❞ ❝ Free to try crazy things.❞ ❝ Free from endless IOUs.❞ ❝ And marry whom I choose.❞ ❝ It is the only way to take care of our people.❞ ❝ I know. It's my duty.❞ ❝ Oh, look another engagement gift.❞ ❝ People will gather around the world to hear my song.❞ ❝ Now I fear I'll never be...Free❞ ❝ Soon I will forever be....Free❞ ❝ I could take flight, but would it be right?❞ ❝ My conscience tells me stay.❞ ❝ I'll remain forever royal.❞ ❝ I'll repay my parent's debt. ❞ ❝ Duty means doing the things your heart may well regret.❞ ❝ But I'll never stop believing.❞ ❝ She can never stop my schemes.❞ ❝ In my dreams, I'll be free.❞ ❝ What idiot put this in here? ❞ ❝ Hope you had a nice journey. ❞ ❝ Here, sir, the last of the gold from the Royal Mine. ❞ ❝ I’ve been bowing, I’ve been scraping, I’ve been lying like a rug. ❞ ❝ And for ten long years I’ve had to pay my dues. ❞ ❝ It was waiting there, so how could I refuse? ❞ ❝ I’m returning home a hero who’s discovered mighty wealth. ❞ ❝ And what better husband could a princess choose? ❞ ❝ I’m the suitor who will suit her. ❞ ❝ And I’ll wear the crown for how could I refuse? ❞ ❝ Praise that the reign of {name} is here.  ❞ ❝ And by marrying the princess I get all that I desire. ❞

❝ I always knew you could. ❞

❝ I should never have come. What was I thinking? That I was going to find a magical princess? ❞

❝ I'm {name} and this is {name}. We're both victims of {name's} magic. ❞