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no one tells you the biggest con of being single is having no one to send beautifully taken nudes that border on contemporary art

and FUCK U TOO!

buzz your hair, buy a pack of camels, pop a benzo and GET IT DONE!!!

first base is going down on him, second is mutual psychosis, third is making him a playlist. i think

im a man in STEM (stimulants, transgenderism, evil, martyrism)

at my lowest (rereading All For The Game)

if i was a drag queen my stage name would be Ms. Andrist

if anybody got a voodoo doll of me can u pls suck its dick

born to articulate vibes, forced to write dialogue

jesus is just God if God smoked a fat blunt

on a verge. not telling you which one tho

they hate to see a malewife winning

what do you mean “i have to fight this evil clone of myself to prevent universal destruction”??? if i see an evil clone of myself, i’m fucking that manwhore on the SPOT

could never forget that time i was reading the entirety of ATYD on schooltime and the boy who sat next to me confronted me about it one day and went all like “you’re always reading on the same site! what even is it?? what article is this long??” and i freaked out and told him i’m researching cancer

girls that have sex to hozier’s music? hoeziers

sober enough to understand physics. high enough to know that taylor swift wrote the bible

nothing like a triple shot espresso and a bunch of heavy sedatives to start my day