Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Put our hitpoints to the test!
Tie your ambush âround your neck, cherie,
And we provide the rest.
Chests of bears?
Famil-iars?
Ha, we only drop powders!
Try the buttrocks, theyâre to die for!
Donât believe me? Ask the centaurs!
They can sing,
They con-tuse,
After all, derg, you could lose,
And our dodge-rate here is never second best!
Go on, and pick your venue,
Take a glance and then youâll,
Get a chest,
Oui, a chest,
Get a chest!
Take your toll,
For Nocturne scrolls,
Eggs and clothing? Ha, how droll!
Weâll bear-bear and bear with bear,
A Coli-nary cabearet!
Youâre alone,
And youâre scared,
But the Swipp tradeâs all prepared!
All are gloomy or complaining,
While the grindâs not entertaining!
We tell jokes,
And make memes,
And our poor wrists and fingers scream,
And itâs bringing carpel tunnel, you can bet!
Come on and Scratch that Moth!
Weâre working up a froth!
To get a chest,
If youâre stressed,
Itâs the cauldron we suggest!
Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Get a chest!
Life is simply baffling,
For a monster whoâs not dodging,
Heâs just dead with all that breath to waste uponâŚ
Ah, those good old days when we had no bears,
Suddenly those good old days are goneâŚ
Three years weâve been rusting,
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just get brewed up at BaldwinâsâŚ
Now weâve cycled in, though,
You want to see just us foes!
Itâs a chest!
Itâs a chest!
Sakes alive, well Iâll be blessed!
Chests in Hoard and thank Tidelord
I hope the contents do impress,
Oh not again,
Make bearskin,
And my dear thatâs fine with me!
And at Baldwin, to get goo in,
Iâll be bubbling, Iâll be brewing!
Iâll get muck,
From the bear,
Just dissolve it, I donât care.
Chuck it in! We want ingredients express!
Weâve got a lot to do
Is it red ooze or blue
For you, a chest,
Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Look a chest!
Get a chest,
Get a chest!
PLEASE GOOD LOOT is your request!
Itâs three years since we have started this event!
And weâre obsessed,
With the drops,
With the grind,
Yes, for chests, we hope to find!
While the laptop screenâs still glowing,
Coffee helps you,
Weâll keep going,
Mob by mob,
One by one,
âTil you shout, enough, Iâm done!
Then weâll pray to RNG as you de-chest!
Tonight youâll prop your feet up,
But for now, letâs beat up,
Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Please, get a chest!