My Humanity Switch Is Off...

What is it? The devil walks among us.

Y/N : I can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together

Elijah ,swallowing the key: truly unfortunate

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Y/N: if anyone ever hurt you , I’d hunt them down to the ends of the earth so I could kill them

Kol: if you asked , I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Damon [ throughly disturbed and a little scared ] you guys know normal couples don’t say these things to each other right?

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[Klaus and y/N about to sleep together for the first time]

Klaus : are you nervous?

Y/N : yeah

Klaus : is this your fist time ?

Y/N: No,I’ve been nervous many times

Elijah : care to explain the text I got last night?

Y/N : omg I’m so sorry , it was autocorrect

Elijah: autocorrect wrote “your so hot,please step on me “?

Y/N : yeah it’s supposed to say you’re

Kol AND Y/N : how come whenever we have fun , it’s considered wrong?

Elijah: people die when you two have fun.

Y/N : Am I in trouble?

Klaus : Take a guess

Y/N : No?

Klaus : take another guess

Y/N : that bullshit , kol isn’t in love with me .

Klaus : yes he is

Elijah: yes he is

Rebcca: yes he is

“If I have 15 minutes, we’d drink tea, eat biscuits. I talk, you laugh, and we’d be on our way. Unfortunately, I don’t. Come with me now to a chic little hotel in West Berlin. Or, stay here and spend the night with the Russians, hang from a pipe having your toenails removed.”