Viva-la-Vida

Girls like this you do not fuck around with.

I have never felt so gay

Look at how many holes are in that cardboard

i love capitalizing words that do not need to be capitalized At All so that you read them in that Important Voice

reasons why the English language sucks: colonel

why do people act like getting a job is so easy it’s literally the hardest thing on earth 

no shade but shut the fuck up

School is no longer about learning; it’s about passing

In a hospital, you can find people having the best day of their life, the worst day of their life, the first day of their life, and the last day of their life all under one roof.

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive