come closer I promise I won't sniff you (lying)

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

being called "dumb" turns me on so much..... but not in a "you're genuinely an idiot" way, more of a "aww baby, your brain just turns off when your needy, huh? you can't even make proper sentences. you're so cute and pathetic, my little dumb pet" way

mom who's twice your height send post

mom who's twice your size in height and weight so you get to have her forcibly bury your face in her soft squishy tummy while fucking her like an animal. send post

mom who's twice your size who treats you like a plushie and who jerks you off from behind while petting your head or cupping your cheek and whispering into your ear how good you're doing, how pretty you are, how you'll always be here baby... send post

I genuinely need like warm, sweaty, stinky paws on my snout so fucking bad

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

i didn’t post this. i was hacked and this is all they posted #promise

can you tell the hacker to come back