Knowing the difference between who to cut off and who to be patient with—is everything

i would get married solely for the dress and the attention 

The scariest part of growing up is realizing you possess some of the same flaws that your parents have.

god this was so pleasing to watch

incredible

i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy

This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you

i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways

What if you said really dumb things in smart ways?

then you belong in academia 

What about saying really dumb things in dumb ways?

a promising career in republican politics