a damn mouse. the mouse.

i love a party. with clowns and cakes. you know, i cant remember the last time I was at a party, and that is what is driving me out of my brains.

i see white worms on strings flying 

i hate butterflies they're so pretentious i prefer moths they're like 70s butterflies

youre lying if you say youve never fought your rabbit to trim nails

you ever feel a bulletproof vest against your naked skin? it's better than beautiful, it's beauty

you ever feel a bulletproof vest against your naked skin? it's better than beautiful, it's beauty

you don't find a lot of pimps shopping at the gap

homeless depot

my life is something like a cartoon

we can sing and dance and we don't wear pants yea we're just like you

the sign said "no shirt no shoes no service" it didn't say nothing about no pants

is there a doctor what does operations there

i ordered off the secret menu at chili’s and the waitstaff led me to the bathroom and tried to drown me in a toilet

people ask each other behind my back whether i'm a puppet or not