STARSCREAM’S FAT T-CHODE

Transformer misunderstanding human biology and thinking humans have heat/rut cycles, so when their human buddy is acting crankier than usual they're like "oh, you must be frustrated because of your human mating urges" and then they just happen to bend over in front of the human and "accidentally" pop their panels like "oh noooo my valve is out in the open, all defenceless, I hope my little organic friend won't be overcome by a powerful urge to mount me... tee hee."

dude EVERYONE would know when Starscream’s heat cycle hits 🤯 mf would be humping everything

i need that fat old robot bouncing on it so bad. he's gonna complain about his aching hips and the twinge in his back at first, moaning and groaning about making him do all the work, but by the end of it his optics are shut off and he's drooling and his brain is drained, no thoughts but his burning need to chase his next overload