Scamming, but I heard it's illegal.🤭

Suck the depression out my pussy if you a real one

AMAZING

actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they’re in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep ugh that’s that shit I like

ThESE HIT HARDDDDD

This post jumped me in an arby’s parking lot

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

here’s a damn fine example of why comedy doesn’t have to be offensive to be fucking hilarious

HAHAHAHAHAHA it gets me so good every time