I love not having scurvy 👍
breaking mutuals with @/forgeguy don't ask me about it this is the last I'll say on the matter
omg did something happen :(
shut the fuck up never fucking talk to me again I'm so srs
i miss him so fucking much i can't fucking do this anymore
this fucking meeting sucks I'm going to firebomb shipwreck cove
little life update I feel like I'm honestly really coming around on this prosthetic eye idk it's really starting to feel like a part of me now :') I hope I never have to lose it or anything
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piracy is a SCOURGE on these seas!!! EMBARRASSING!
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omg I can't believe we still have piracy antis on this website to this day like this is literally the high seas piracy website go back to ye olde twitter
"piracy antis" girl that's the king of england
I can't keep going like this I can't believe I did that to her I'm such a failure I should just kms like I literally don't deserve to be on this earth
just remembered some things. nevermind lol
remembered some more things and I want to die again I was so fucking wrong
and when I drop the ***** aka ********* receipts then what. lol. lmao even
bitch give us a fucking vowel
yeah um just so everyone knows op literally shot me on isla de muerta so I'm really not interested in their receipts
what the fuck is going on on pirate ye olde tumblr
everyone keeps calling me a liar they just hate to see a wench who tells it like it is
literal 100+ pages ye olde google doc of times op has lied
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you would actually not believe how much harder it is to girlblog when your fingers are turning into fucking shrimp or whatever
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captain has it fucking easy
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they're gonna whip me for this one lads :/
anyone else riddled by guilt? clap if you're riddled by guilt
the second I'm free of this stupid flesh prison I'm putting a curse on this entire fucking website
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op what the fuck is this why do you not have an url
the sea will claim you in five years. use your remaining time wisely
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sure yeah whatever. I'll fucking do that I guess.
