phillip george danger valentine brown

“He never had a plan–he always knew something was going to go wrong, just not like this. It was meant to be a three musketeers thing, all for one, they’d get bored of it and retire and die together aged a hundred with all these stories locked up safe from great-grandchildren who’d only pass them off as senile ramblings anyway. That or they’d go down together, muck up and die with bullets slamming third eyes into their foreheads. He thought the risk was worth it for the thrills they got through all the chases and plots and robberies, until his mother dragged him back to life. Until Valentine.” 

Oh, my daddy said shoot 

What was Pip’s reaction when he heard Bowie’s song “Valentine’s Day” for the first time? “[He] obsessively counted how many times he said the word "Valentine” (sixteen), cropped that single word into its own file and played it on a loop on headphones for about five hours, then put his lens in and jumped Lindsay so hard he couldn’t walk straight the next day.“–Richard Rider

“‘Do you love me?’ he said, and Lindsay got up again all in a rush to kiss him in a way that was almost an attack, passionate and furious with his fingers tangling tight through Pip’s sweaty hair. ‘You know’, he said, losing the words into Pip’s mouth - and later on that night, when they were curled up together in the bed Lindsay slept in as a teenager, surrounded by old relics of rockstar crushes and favourite books, Pip played that bit of it over and over in his head like a stuck record. ‘You know.’”

SO my best friend had an idea to make a compromise ship because she’s a larry shipper and obviously i’m in the boosh fandom. so we came up with the idea of an STP (second true pairing) and this way we can get into each other’s fandoms…i bring you…HOEL 

I dreamed you dreamed of me, calling out my name

i’m glad that you can forgive, only hoping as time goes, you can forget (insp.) 

But it’s the devil that’s tryna hold me down, hold me down

Just mucking about with new brushes, etc…

richard rider is having a discount on ebooks for today only!!! if you’re dying to read stockholm syndrome, it’s only £1