Feeling the rage, feeling the love

mommy is not feeling fly like a G6 today

getting ur tits groped from behind is actually one of life’s greatest pleasures

okayyy ^u^ yaaayyy!! *feels weird* *feels like an outsider* *feels like i made a mistake* *feels like people only pretend to like me* *feels like im in trouble*

I run a local mom and pop sub shop called "spider sandwiches" you come and you get a menu and theres just "spider sandwich $40" and "vegan spider sandwich $45.99" and you ask the waiter hey what the fuck? I guess i'll get the vegan spider sandwich. And the waiter says you have to come back to the kitchen for that. And then they shove you into a dark room armed only with an uncut baguette and you have to scavenge for all the spiders yourself. And sometimes people dont leave the vegan spider sandwich room but thats okay they wont let any part of your body go to waste

Hey boss.... . . This is fucked up by the way 😁👍

9:33 am. Blinds open. coffee italian sweet cream. Nicotine. Bitch better have my money on the speakers. Fanfiction in my lap. Good morning everypuppy.

Conditioned to drool at her scent and then having my snout forced into her bulge

Conditioned to drool at her scent and then having my snout forced into her bulge

Conditioned to drool at her scent and then having my snout forced into her bulge

Conditioned to drool at her scent and then having my snout forced into her bulge

Conditioned to drool at her scent and then having my snout forced into her bulge

Conditioned to drool at her scent and then having my snout forced into her bulge

Conditioned to drool at her scent and then having my snout forced into her bulge

Conditioned to drool at her scent and then having my snout forced into her bulge

when the bugs start eating my heart all they will taste is you

How did 18th century men learn to fly but not learn how to was they ass

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede