Several Penguins Masquerading as a Geologist

hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?

These are absolutely gorgeous

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

birdgirl revolutionaries staging a coo

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

@horsesbones have you replied to this post with that fuckass evil gif yet?

as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x

ILLITERACY AND LACK OF BACKGROUND KNOWLEDGE DETECTED!! OP WROTE ELEVATED TESTOSTERONE AND NOT “INTERSEX” ANYWHERE! REPLIER DOES NOT KNOW CORTICOSTEROIDS IN ASTHMA INHALERS ARE IN FACT BANNED IN SPORTS! YOU WILL BE SENT TO A FORCED RE-EDUCATION CAMP TO RE-LEARN SECOND GRADE READING! AND FOURTH GRADE “LOOKING THINGS UP”! BONK!