Bitches gots to learn

Alex’s eyebrows rose as a smirk played at her lips. “Prison has changed you Pipes. You dirty girl,” the taller woman said, slapping the blonde’s ass as she pulled her pants up. “Well there’s always tomorrow, or tonight in the shower.” 

Piper let out a soft laugh. "Prison has changed me a bit but I've always been kind of dirty, Alex." The blonde quietly squeaked as Alex slapped her ass. "Mmm, can we do both?"

Alex’s lips quirked up into a small smile, watching Piper play with her fingers. “Because she’s cute, she can hold a conversation, especially one that doesn’t revolve around stupid shit and I just have a really good feeling about you Piper Chapman.” The dark haired woman dipped her head again, placing a kiss on the blonde’s cheek. “Good night Pipes. Sleep well.” 

"And I have a good feeling about you Alex." Piper brushed her lips against Alex's, kissing her softly. "Good night, Alex. I'll see you soon." The blonde said as she opened the door to her place.

The darker haired woman smirked and arched an eyebrow. “I would definitely rather eat you. Plus you’re healthy and you taste amazing,” Alex said, pressing her body closer to Piper’s. She groaned though when she heard the door to the chapel open. “Fuck…we should probably get out of here, we’ve been in here a while.” 

"I am low on carbs. You can just diet on me" Piper said. She sighed as she heard the door open. "Damn it." The blonde grabbed her clothes, quickly putting them back on before anyone saw them. "Yep I guess our alone time is up"

"Yea, I’ll call you soon, I just need to get our date in order," the older woman said, smiling and giving the shorter woman’s hands a squeeze. "It was nice to meet you. It’s one of the best things that’s happened to me lately." 

"Really? How can meeting some blonde girl with a demanding attitude be one of the best things that's happened to you lately? Or are you just trying to flatter me, Alex?" Piper grinned as she played with the tall woman's fingers.

A Sucker For Ritual || Piper & Nicky

Nicky’s countenance remained stoical as Piper went off on her tangent, the only expression shown being a small spark of curiosity in the slight quirk of her brow as the blonde finished. “You know what, princess, you’re right. I do fucking hate you because of what you did to Vause and your WASPy attitude. I think I’ve hated you since the moment you got here with your studying for prison bullshit.” The former junkie’s lips twitched into a small, patronizing smile—a mirror image of Red in that one moment. “I put up with you because we look out for our own in here, but recently you’ve become an entire species all on your own, Blondie. So, go take your pleasantries and commissary swag to someone who actually gives two shits in a goddamn shoebox or shove them right up your tight ass along with your ex-fiancé’s dick.”

"Fuck! Finally the truth comes out! This is what I wanted to hear!" Piper closed her fist, she hadn't felt so angry since she beat up Pennsatucky. The blonde exhaled, trying to restrain herself from doing anything stupid. She didn't hate her, she was just extremely frustrated by the fact that Nicky hated her. "You don't know me, Nicky. You don't know me at all! But you know what if you really hate me I won't fucking talk to you ever again. I won't even look at you. I'll just pretend you don't exist."

Alex raised her eyebrows, giving the blonde an incredulous look. “If it’s not rabbit food what is it? What are you eating anyways? Kale? Tofu?” The taller inmate made a face and shook her head. “Just thinking about it makes me want to throw up.” 

"It's healthy food! You never know you might actually like it." She wrapped an arm around Alex's neck, giving her a smirk. "Or you could always just eat me instead of my 'rabbit food'" She winked. 

Alex smiled and nodded her head. “Then I guess this is where I let you go,” she said before leaning down and placing a soft kiss to Piper’s lips. “I had fun tonight Piper, you’re a pretty amazing person.” 

Piper kissed back, smiling against the tall woman's lips. "You're pretty amazing yourself." The blonde replied, taking hold of both of Alex's hands. "So I guess I'll see you soon then?"

The taller woman smirked and raised an eyebrow. “Well I’m glad you’ve been enjoying the view,” she said brushing her thumb over the back of the blonde’s hand. 

"Oh, I have very much." The blonde grinned. She walked towards her apartment and paused once she arrived. "Well, this is the place."

"It tastes good and it’ll help you live longer! I don’t want to outlive you because I have a far more healthier diet than you. We’re supposed to be growing old together." The blonde pressed her body closer to Alex’s, wrapping her arms around her. "I love it when you do that."

Alex let out a small hum as Piper pressed her body closer. “You’ll keep me busy Pipes, I won’t have to exercise with you around,” she said, a smirk on her face. “Fine…maybe I’ll give your rabbit food a try, but I need to have access to junk food whenever I want.” 

"I guess I'm gonna have to keep you extra busy then if you're going to continue eating whatever processed things you consume." She pressed a kiss on her neck and smiled at her. "It's not rabbit food. But I guess I can allow some of the junk food."

"You’re sort of demanding aren’t you Pipes?" Alex asked, her face serious, but her voice light to let the blonde know she was teasing her. "God it’s an absolutely gorgeous night, not as gorgeous as you of course, but still." 

"Hey, I'm not demanding. Well...maybe just a little." She said, smiling when Alex called her 'Pipes' she loved the way she said it. The younger woman blushed at Alex's comment, nobody had ever made her so flustered before. "The view has been pretty amazing from my angle, too." She smirked. 

She let out a soft laugh, opening her eyes to rest on Piper’s blue ones. “If I’m going to die, I’m going to eat the tastiest, most unhealthy food and you’ll be stuck munching on your rabbit food,” the taller woman replied, her lips twitching up into a smirk. “Plus you’re not that WASPy anymore. You’re sort of a hardass, it’s kind of hot.” 

She playfully hit her shoulder. “Hey! It’s not rabbit food. It’s good for you, Alex. It can lower your risk for heart disease.” Piper smirked back at the older woman, raising her eyebrow. “A hardass huh? Is that why you can’t keep your hands off me?” 

Alex laughed a little louder and shook her head. “It just tastes like nothing, it’s so horrible,” the older woman said shaking her head. “I love all the flavor grease gives things, oh and don’t forget salt.” She arched her eyebrow, eyes moving over the blonde’s body and smirked. “That and I forgot how much I love exploring your body.” 

"It tastes good and it'll help you live longer! I don't want to outlive you because I have a far more healthier diet than you. We're supposed to be growing old together." The blonde pressed her body closer to Alex's, wrapping her arms around her. "I love it when you do that."

"No, I maybe a lowlife in the eyes of the law but I never let a pretty girl walk home by herself," Alex replied, keeping her fingers interlocked with Piper’s. "Let’s get a cab, unless you want to walk?" She asked, tilting her head to look at the blonde. "And I never make anyone wait too long. We’ll talk soon." 

Piper let out a giggle, keeping her eyes on Alex. "We can walk it's not too far from here." Piper said, walking with her as she held the tall woman's hand. "Good. I don't like to wait." 

She let out a soft laugh, opening her eyes to rest on Piper’s blue ones. “If I’m going to die, I’m going to eat the tastiest, most unhealthy food and you’ll be stuck munching on your rabbit food,” the taller woman replied, her lips twitching up into a smirk. “Plus you’re not that WASPy anymore. You’re sort of a hardass, it’s kind of hot.” 

She playfully hit her shoulder. "Hey! It's not rabbit food. It's good for you, Alex. It can lower your risk for heart disease." Piper smirked back at the older woman, raising her eyebrow. "A hardass huh? Is that why you can't keep your hands off me?"