Pinup Problems

Gaining an awkward amount of weight. You're not a sexy curvy plus size, you are a classic hour glass, and you aren't dainty.

The realization that quite a few people have seen you in lingiere

You cut calories and do more toning exercises leading up to a shoot, and don't eat more than 200 calories before a shoot. So after you just want to eat everything you see.

Your bank account suffers from the pre and post valentines day sales.

Being terrified to fart during a shoot cus you're only wearing underwear.

You’re not really comfortable showing your family all of your portfolio.

You think of lingiere as work clothes.

*sees ad for job* This is either a really great opportunity, or porn.

People have said you're "in porn" or " take dirty pictures."

Freezing shoot locations

Photographers want you to be able to move your body at the strangest angles. Most of which are insanely uncomfortable.

In most of your selfies you're wearing lingerie