Things My friends say during video games as starters
-“Holy shit I’m a squirrel!”
-“Why are you autopathing into a wall?” -“Are you trying to get off your balls?” -“You wanna carry the bitch? Then carry the bitch?” -“So I’m a bitch now?” -“smut smut in the butt butt.” -“Will you buy my shit?” -“Nevermind go away.” -“I leave for two minutes and you autopath into a bush” -“Like a pro miner!” -“Pro miner doesn’t need to be careful. PRO MINERS GONNA DIE!” -“I was just minding my own buisness, putting diorite in the ceiling and the next thing I know a zombie comes up behind me and wants to suck my dick.” -“The ceiling was Just like ‘I’m gonna take a shit’” -“Oh my god it’s a hoard of pigs!” -“I know this cave like I know the back of my hand…….not well!” -“Can I have a sex on the beach………wink.” -“I’m gonna boop the puppy’s nose. Boop!” -“You guys need to fuck. Right now. WHile I’m watching.” -“Do I need to make you guys stand up to fuck?” -“I could have so much pork chops right now” - “You two are now horny. You can go fuck now!” - “I’m just gonna go stand in the sink.” - “Look at all of the babies from all of the sex.” - “His milkshake brings all thr questers to the yard and damn right it’s better than yours.” - “This is just a bunch of talking to people. How about you get off your lazy asses and talk to them yourselves.” - “It just hurts!” - “You left nipple bitch!” - “Don’t go near the taint!”
Bonus- Things overheard to people in the same room -“Smell that fucking detergent before I make you smell it.” - “That was so bad it made my balls tickle a little”













