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Don't mind me mourning the fact i was too busy being in the womb when mcr and green day played together and how that will probably never happen again, and if it did I would not be able to afford to go

i need to fuck in a forest. for my health.

i love ouran high school host club so much bc they love to enable tamaki it’s like he’s a family dog and everyone’s schedule is built around taking care of him

the feminine urge to run away from home with nothing but a razor blade and vodka, and cut yourself in the middle of the woods until you bleed out, surrounded by the beauty of nature and some very confused rabbits.

I think I'd like to share a bed with you. You're warm and comforting in the way I think home is suppose to be

You need at least a little bit of an inflated ego to try to be a professional creative. This does not mean that you love yourself. It means that you think people ought to pay attention to what you’re doing.

Cashiers should not only have chairs, they should have raised platforms to sit on so they can look down at anyone who purchases anything

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

I don’t think the club could handle her