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Art by Gabriel Picolo

Kirishima: What?

Shinsou: He's saying Bakugou is drowning

Kirishima: Oooooh okay.

Kirishima:

Kirishima:

Kirishima: Look sir, I really don’t want to argue with you. I’ve been in this queue for over an hour now. You can’t just come out of nowhere and skip me.

Random man: I can’t? Funny, it seems like that’s what I just did.

Kirishima: If you want the merch you need to join the back of the line and wait like we all did!

Random man: Yeah right. If I go all the way back there it’ll all be gone by time it gets round to my turn. This stuff is limited edition, kid. I’m not missing it. I had to skip someone and I’m skipping you. If you’re upset go cry to mommy.

Kirishima: If that’s how you want to play, fine. Don’t say I didn’t warn you when things get ugly.

Kirishima: *starts sniffling and quivering his lip*

Random man: *sneering* That’s your play? What, you think sniffling is gonna make me feel bad for you?

Kirishima: Not quite.

*Bakugou blasting through the ceiling, dressed in half his hero gear after travelling from the other side of Japan*

Bakugou’s secretary: Mr Dynamight? There’s a phone call for you from Pro Hero Red Riot.

Bakugou: Thanks, I’ll take that now.

Bakugou: *on the phone* Ei? What’s up? Is everything okay?

Kirishima: Hey babe, everything’s fine. Just wanted to let you know I’m making dinner tonight so you don’t have to buy anything on your way home.

Bakugou: Thanks Ei. I’ll be home soon. I love you.

Kirishima: I love you too baby~ *hangs up*

*Bakugou grabbing his coat and bag and running out the door*

Bakugou’s secretary: Mr Dynamight, is everything alright?!

The Last Olympian pg.372-374

Fireflies (蛍).