wicked soul

My job on the leftist commune will be to walk around all the bakeries with a .45 caliber handgun and choose which loaves of bread get turn into bagels by shooting the bagel hole through them.

ARGH!!!!! THAT'S NOT HOW BAGELS ARE MADE!

Damn for real?

this is why you don't upload your photo to cool filter or facemorph sites like LensaAI or whatever. they will collect your photos and sell them to companies like this.

I have been informed by our lawyers that I am legally not allowed to endorse killing people, be they friends or ex-presidents, apparently.

getting back in contact with people after a depressive episode is so wild because it's like hey sorry i dropped off the face of the earth and never responded to your attempts to reach out for months i was six feet deep in a grave of my own making when i suddenly realized i didn't want to die down there and had to claw my way to the surface inch by inch on my belly like a worm until i felt the sunlight on my face again. anyway how have you been? how are things? but you can't SAY that so you're just like. um. hi. do you still like me 👉👈

👏 let 👏 people 👏 get 👏 sloppy 👏 on 👏 company 👏 time 👏

40 hour weeks are antiquated and abusive relics that no longer need to exist.

The way I feel about furries is similar to how I imagine cishet allies must feel abt their lgbt+ friends. Like. I might not quite understand you fuzzy fellas but damn I respect your gumption and self-expression...peace and love

thank you tumblr user amygdalan-arm (: you will be spared when the werewolf army invades america

Let her have her privacy

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