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“rent lowering gunshots” this, “we can’t let them know we like it here” that, i think everyone is just having fun posting cringe

i would rather help 100000 fakers than make life harder for a single disabled person

Okay, but why are scientists convinced this species’s seeds were dispersed by animals in the first place? Seeing as they seem pretty purposefully inedible, and are conspicuously round and big/massive, maybe their dispersal mechanism is rolling? Granted, they wouldn’t get very far depending on the terrain, but at least the higher than average mass would let them get enough momentum to overcome some bumps.

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

reblog to support female characters violently killing people

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

Honestly I think Americans, specially highly insecure millennials and gen Z-ers, are literally so terrified of ever “being a bad person” and so like fastidiously obsessed with personal morality in absolutely fucking everything that they ever do (even fucking media consumption, Jesus) that there’s a lot of appeal to creating an internet politics that consists basically of “use your marginalized identity to declare yourself above ethical judgement, this way you get to be a good person 100% of the time and never experience your weird guilt complex ever again”

See also weirdos who desperately bend over backwards to prove that their dislike of something (anything applies, but many kinds of media especially) must not just be a matter of taste but of being morally better and trying to make it more noble than it actually is.

[said with such intense autotune that i can barely be understood] my tummy hurts